Thursday Morning with an MLB game and National Gummi Worm Day

"I cheated on you while you were in Iraq"

You bitch! I'm over there bugling my ass off protecting your freedoms and you do this to me?
you really think they are protecting our freedoms over there right now

nevermind 2/10
 
do you think Pnk's National Guard friend got cheated on during the Revolutionary War while playing Thunderstruck on his bassoon for George Washington?
I like to think G-Dubs would've been a huge AC/DC fan. "and I'll win the fight!"
 
you really think they are protecting our freedoms over there right now

nevermind 2/10
Season 2 Wtf GIF by Parks and Recreation
 
About 5-6 weeks ago while installing some mosquito screens I got a fiberglass splinter in the first joint of my thumb, palm side. Annoying as all get out. This morning I was able to extract it, man that is one of the best feelings. It was only about 1mm long, but in that part of the hand with no muscle or fat it was noticeable when I would bump it.
 
oh and.... what the fuck is the National Guard Band?

Like the Army pays you to play the drums one weekend a month, two weeks a year?
well, the national guard has a marching band..and apparently they felt the marching band was needed in Iraq

While it sounds weird, nothing but respect to the guy who left country for length of time to go to Iraq, even if it was to play trombone
 
"I cheated on you while you were in Iraq"

You bitch! I'm over there bugling my ass off protecting your freedoms and you do this to me?
IT WAS A TROMBONE
 
Idk, when I think about it, in the heat of the moment hearing a little Battle Hymn of the Republic in the background just might give me the adrenaline I need to bayonet a motherfucker
not going to lie, my bowling game improves when AC/DC thunderstruck comes on

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Got the slide and the ladder done on the swing set. Swings went up earlier this week. Need to get to a hardware store for a lag screw to replace one that must've busted when we moved the thing, but at this point it's basically done, just need to get the roof on the second level.
 
Got the slide and the ladder done on the swing set. Swings went up earlier this week. Need to get to a hardware store for a lag screw to replace one that must've busted when we moved the thing, but at this point it's basically done, just need to get the roof on the second level.
Those kids are gonna be in college by the time that thing’s done.
 
Hoping to get the roof on by Saturday, actually.
Just busting your balls. There’s a limited window with those things. For a few years, they’re great. Afterward, it’s like “how do I get rid of this fucking thing”. Fortunately for me, my job relocated just as I got to that point.
 
Just busting your balls. There’s a limited window with those things. For a few years, they’re great. Afterward, it’s like “how do I get rid of this fucking thing”. Fortunately for me, my job relocated just as I got to that point.
I mean, we did take our sweet ass time cleaning it up and putting it back together. Think we've had it for like 4 months now. Only really put like two or three weekends of my time into it.

We'll see how long it keeps my daughter's attention, and I hope it keeps my son entertained until he's that age. If my daughter's still using it when she's nine, we're hoping we can get 8 years out of it. When it's done, it's getting taken apart and going in the trash.
 
Team building activity where we took some sort of personality survey quiz thinger from the University of Illinois.

I'm the only Lion on a team full of Owls.

rawr GIF
 
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