tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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Lol... My phone rings, it's my daughter, calling me from her bedroom: "there's a ladybug in here, can you come get it?"

Say no. Or you'll get this call when she's 25 also. Guilt her with the women's Olympic team accomplishments.
 
Say no. Or you'll get this call when she's 25 also. Guilt her with the women's Olympic team accomplishments.
She has always been terrified of bugs. Doesn't fear much else, but...
 
Lots of people are gonna feel real sick this morning.


The Platform is pleading with the thieves to return the money.

Fat chance.
Weird, I’m still averaging about 5-7 stacks a month with mine.
 
@Peter Gozintite

Bought a few of these sleek looking smart light switches last night after I took my Ambien and my dumbass didn't realize they needed a neutral wire lulz

Pretty sure my house doesn't have a fucking neutral wire in the switch box. Fuk.
 
@Peter Gozintite

Bought a few of these sleek looking smart light switches last night after I took my Ambien and my dumbass didn't realize they needed a neutral wire lulz

Pretty sure my house doesn't have a fucking neutral wire in the switch box. Fuk.
light turn off GIF by Alexis Tapia
 
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This is what I got and I know the backlight isn't going to work, but shit the wifi part probably isn't either, right? I would assume that part would need a return too? Fucking fuck.
How old is your house? Also I dont want the fucking cover, I want to see the wiring diagram.
 
How old is your house? Also I dont want the fucking cover, I want to see the wiring diagram.

Lol fuck you bitch.

Old as fuck. Like before they had grounds old lol

Wiring diagram is basically a normal single pole switch but adds a neutral. Line in, out, ground, and neutral.
 
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This is what I got and I know the backlight isn't going to work, but shit the wifi part probably isn't either, right? I would assume that part would need a return too? Fucking fuck.
Them shits expensive as fuck! Send that shit back!

Or pull out the light switch, and send me a picture of the switch and the inside of the box behind it, bitch.
 
Lol fuck you bitch.

Old as fuck. Like before they had grounds old lol

Wiring diagram is basically a normal single pole switch but adds a neutral. Line in, out, ground, and neutral.
Yeah you need the neutral, to power up the display. Sometimes, and almost always, there is one nearby that you could easily pull a wire into your switch box.
 
Lol fuck you bitch.

Old as fuck. Like before they had grounds old lol

Wiring diagram is basically a normal single pole switch but adds a neutral. Line in, out, ground, and neutral.
Oh yeah, you said it was an old ass brick fucker huh?
 
Yeah you need the neutral, to power up the display. Sometimes, and almost always, there is one nearby that you could easily pull a wire into your switch box.


Actually, I take that back. It has a hot and another line that connects to the hot too. I'm still going to assume it needs a neutral though to work right?


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Actually, I take that back. It has a hot and another line that connects to the hot too. I'm still going to assume it needs a neutral though to work right?


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Yeah, the single poll connects the hot through the light, connects the circuit only on the hot side. Are you sure there isnt another wire in there, in the back of the box? I need to see the wire bro. Im geeking right now.
 
Oh yeah, you said it was an old ass brick fucker huh?
Yup. From da fittys. Still going to get a new one soon but want to get in with a hospital first before I finalize a budget for it. Will probably hold onto the switches even if they don't work and save them for the new house.... Even if I have to tear some sheetrock up and add some God damn neutrals.
 
Yeah, the single poll connects the hot through the light, connects the circuit only on the hot side. Are you sure there isnt another wire in there, in the back of the box? I need to see the wire bro. Im geeking right now.

I opened it up and there's only two wires. Black and a white but the white is on the switch leg going to the light.
 
You can save the switches, but there will probably be better shit by the time you get into a place, especially with your technology cock sucking ass.

Lol possibly. These have been out a few years though and I fully intend on moving in the next six months or so. Maybe a little longer if I build.
 
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