tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

I met Bruce at The Fours after a Bruins game! He was super nice, a huge fuckin guy and when he shook my hand mine disappeared. Keep in mind that I have really big hands. It was cool.


I was working up in Whistler for a couple of months, back in '97. Some of our work crew decided to check out a local night club. Anyways, after about an hour, Brasher and Messier come into that club (Canucks camp was in Whistler). One of the women at our table wanted to say hi to Messier so we encouraged her to go over and say hi. She was also pretty hot. When she went over to where Messier was standing, all Messier did was snub her, exactly like that banjo playing kid did to Ronnie Cox in Deliverance, and I mean exactly.
 
I was working up in Whistler for a couple of months, back in '97. Some of our work crew decided to check out a local night club. Anyways, after about an hour, Brasher and Messier come into that club (Canucks camp was in Whistler). One of the women at our table wanted to say hi to Messier so we encouraged her to go over and say hi. She was also pretty hot. When she went over to where Messier was standing, all Messier did was snub her, exactly like that banjo playing kid did to Ronnie Cox in Deliverance, and I mean exactly.
I'm not a fan of Messier and I'm not surprised.
 
Loses focus like a Menopausal $3 Crack ho
 
Hits from the lady's tees & still needs graphite shafts to keep up.
 
Hides at the bottom of outhouses so he can watch people taking shits.
 
Lives in Canadia where outhouses are still a thing.
 
Traded a cherry '71 Torino Cobra for the new '73 fuel efficient model to support EPA initiatives and doesn't regret it one bit, buster!
 
Owns an autographed picture of Tom Brady holding an autographed picture of Bill Russell.
 
Has watched Cuties so many times he’s on an FBI watch list.
 
Has watched Cuties so many times he’s on an FBI watch list.
Has been denied entry into girls beauty pageants so many times his spirit is crushed.
 
Owns the Honey Boo Boo boxed set.
 
Uber has posted a bulletin not to drop him off within 500 yards of a junior high gymnastics meet, girls or boys.
 
Uber has posted a bulletin not to drop him off within 500 yards of a junior high gymnastics meet, girls or boys.
Hasn’t yet narc’d on me to Lyft.
 
Cherishes his collection of signed Liberace memorabilia.
 
Richard Simmons has a restraining order on him.
 
Locked himself in the basement for three days after he rec'd the New-In-Box Jane Fonda aerboics VHS he bought on eBay.
 
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