Deep philosophical questions you've always wanted to ask

[moxie]

Try this:

Randomly put the mic timer on and let it beep with nothing in it. You wife comes to investigate and it's nothing. Keep doing it. Eventually, she'll stop investigating.

You are diabolical!!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I actually use the defrost feature most times. It allows for more even cooking, instead of radiant lava outside, with luke warm centers.

Idgaf about when it stops. If I hear sizzling, I check it. If it stops on its own, it does. I will try to occasionally avoid the alarm going off, and stop it at 1 sec left.

 

[moxie]

I actually use the defrost feature most times. It allows for more even cooking, instead of radiant lava outside, with luke warm centers.

Idgaf about when it stops. If I hear sizzling, I check it. If it stops on its own, it does. I will try to occasionally avoid the alarm going off, and stop it at 1 sec left.

Same... if I'm reheating something, I usually use about 70% power. Which sucks because I have to set the time first, then select the power. And the door has to be open because the buttons aren't on the outside.

It really is a stupidly designed micro, but it looks decent.

 

[RoyMunson]

Mathematically impossible

doh, typo.... 1/3

 

[moxie]

BWAHAHA! Told you guys maths suck!

Point: me!

 

[occupant]

I once went for about 4 years without one. Heated my food up the way my grandma did - stovetop or oven. I actually enjoyed it more. Don't know why I bought one

The name of this album is why!

Great album btw iydk.

 

[Hu War Yu]

When the little drain thingy gets clogged on the basket of your Mr.Coffee, do you try to fix it, or buy another Mr.Coffee?

And let's say you choose to replace the drip basket, then you break and must replace the carafe, then you replace all the parts in succession until none of the original parts remain... Is it STILL your Mr.Coffee?

 

[RP-29]

And let's say you choose to replace the drip basket, then you break and must replace the carafe, then you replace all the parts in succession until none of the original parts remain... Is it STILL your Mr.Coffee?

Well...

First Mr.Garrison was a quirky 3rd grade teacher with a puppet.
Then Mr.Garrison was a quirky 3rd grade teacher with a stick.
Then Mr.Garrison was a gay 3rd grade teacher who denied being gay.
Then Mr.Garrison was a gay 3rd grade teacher who denied being gay but got caught soliciting sex from young boys and got fired.
Then Mr.Garrison was an admittedly gay teacher who couldn't get re-hired because he was gay.
Then Mr.Garrison was a gay perverted Kindergarten grade teacher who eventually got moved to 4th grade.
Then Mr.Garrison was a 4th grade teacher who chopped his dick off, stuffed implants in his chest and started calling himself Ms.Garrison.
Then Mr.Garrison was jilted by his gay lover because he had a sex change.
Then Mr.Garrison was a lesbian.
Then Mr.Garrison was a lesbian who wanted to be a man again and had a new penis grown for him in a lab.
Then Mr.Garrison was a man again, but with an ambiguous sexual identity.
Then Mr.Garrison was President of the United States.

Through all of those changes, Mr.Garrison was always Mr.Garrison.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Well...

First Mr.Garrison was a quirky 3rd grade teacher with a puppet.
Then Mr.Garrison was a quirky 3rd grade teacher with a stick.
Then Mr.Garrison was a gay 3rd grade teacher who denied being gay.
Then Mr.Garrison was a gay 3rd grade teacher who denied being gay but got caught soliciting sex from young boys and got fired.
Then Mr.Garrison was an admittedly gay teacher who couldn't get re-hired because he was gay.
Then Mr.Garrison was a gay perverted Kindergarten grade teacher who eventually got moved to 4th grade.
Then Mr.Garrison was a 4th grade teacher who chopped his dick off, stuffed implants in his chest and started calling himself Ms.Garrison.
Then Mr.Garrison was jilted by his gay lover because he had a sex change.
Then Mr.Garrison was a lesbian.
Then Mr.Garrison was a lesbian who wanted to be a man again and had a new penis grown for him in a lab.
Then Mr.Garrison was a man again, but with an ambiguous sexual identity.
Then Mr.Garrison was President of the United States.

Through all of those changes, Mr.Garrison was always Mr.Garrison.

Dang, what a character arc

I stopped watching a long time ago, I only know about some of those changes because of memes/GIFs

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'll start:

Are you one a them people who always makes sure the microwave gets down to zero before you open the door?

No. I hate high pitched sounds. I’m even conditioned to wake up a few minutes before my alarm goes off so I don’t have to wake up to that shit

 

[occupant]

When the little drain thingy gets clogged on the basket of your Mr.Coffee, do you try to fix it, or buy another Mr.Coffee?

And let's say you choose to replace the drip basket, then you break and must replace the carafe, then you replace all the parts in succession until none of the original parts remain... Is it STILL your Mr.Coffee?

‘MrCoffee’ is pretty sexist if you ask me/we/us.

 

[steelerssb]

When the little drain thingy gets clogged on the basket of your Mr.Coffee, do you try to fix it, or buy another Mr.Coffee?

And let's say you choose to replace the drip basket, then you break and must replace the carafe, then you replace all the parts in succession until none of the original parts remain... Is it STILL your Mr.Coffee?

1. No
2. Also no. There's laptop I got ten years that's been through so many repairs/part replacements (screen, hard drive, etc.) that I struggle to say I've had the same laptop for ten years because of how few of the original parts remain.

 

[beardown07]

When the little drain thingy gets clogged on the basket of your Mr.Coffee, do you try to fix it, or buy another Mr.Coffee?

And let's say you choose to replace the drip basket, then you break and must replace the carafe, then you replace all the parts in succession until none of the original parts remain... Is it STILL your Mr.Coffee?

Buy the cheapest one there is, chuck it when it gets gross. Repeat process.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I actually use the defrost feature most times. It allows for more even cooking, instead of radiant lava outside, with luke warm centers.

Idgaf about when it stops. If I hear sizzling, I check it. If it stops on its own, it does. I will try to occasionally avoid the alarm going off, and stop it at 1 sec left.

FUCK YOU, PETER!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

‘MrCoffee’ is pretty sexist if you ask me/we/us.

What about MrsDishwasher?

 

[moxie]

No. I hate high pitched sounds. I’m even conditioned to wake up a few minutes before my alarm goes off so I don’t have to wake up to that shit

Ugh! I hate those blaring wake up alarms! I do NOT want to start my day like that! I have tunes that slowly rise in volume and gently wake me for my alarms. F that other noise.

 

[Hu War Yu]

1. No
2. Also no. There's laptop I got ten years that's been through so many repairs/part replacements (screen, hard drive, etc.) that I struggle to say I've had the same laptop for ten years because of how few of the original parts remain.

DVRN, you POOR, mofo

In fact, I think that qualifies as PO'

 

[Hu War Yu]

Buy the cheapest one there is, chuck it when it gets gross. Repeat process.

That's been the habit. Can't recall how long I've had this one but the basket is all warped and doesn't drain proper no more.

But then, I looked at the prices of these things, and lately they cost about as much as a mid-level Gin or Whiskey.

Oh, plus "the environment," or something. This IS a philosophical thread, after all

 

[Hu War Yu]

FUCK YOU, PETER!

Mmmm, that's GOOD philosophizing

 

[steelerssb]

DVRN, you POOR, mofo

In fact, I think that qualifies as PO'

Thankfully I don't have to use it much anymore beyond a backup laptop.

Actually this begs a good question: It only works when it's constantly plugged in (will instantly shut off if not), so in that case is it actually still a laptop?