Tuesday With Fewer Douchebags

RoyMunson said:
see, that's the latest color palette change for me... it WAS beige, and we moved to grey. So you go from warm to cool and now that means I have to spend a ton of money on new furnishings.
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Going on memory, the mrs is stay at a home mom? tell her to get a job to buy her own damn furniture


Although you'll proably want to make sure the current couch is comfy
 
RoyMunson said:
see, that's the latest color palette change for me... it WAS beige, and we moved to grey. So you go from warm to cool and now that means I have to spend a ton of money on new furnishings.
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You obviously take this shit way more serious than me lol
 
This is why all 3 of my couches are black leather lol
 
Fish said:
You CAN wear the pants in the family.

Just tell yourself one leg at a time, one leg at a time.
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I'd have to care enough to actually furnish the living room. And don't ask me to visit more than 4 stores looking at shit and I'm happy.
 
PnkPanther said:
Going on memory, the mrs is stay at a home mom? tell her to get a job to buy her own damn furniture


Although you'll proably want to make sure the current couch is comfy
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her getting a job would mean more work for me in other ways. Not sure I'm on board with that.
 
RoyMunson said:
2 more months left on my practically useless Companion Pass. Best benefit of all airline perks.
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That is a nice one. Unfortunately, I do not travel nearly enough to earn it
 
stakesarehigh said:
You obviously take this shit way more serious than me lol
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I always tell my wife... the couch color doesn't matter when you're sitting in it... your eyes are on the TV. We should just get a bigger TV and keep the same couch.
 
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RoyMunson said:
her getting a job would mean more work for me in other ways. Not sure I'm on board with that.
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Maybe she can be a virtual interior decorator. That convinces other stay at homes they need to redo their entire ensemble every few years
 
stakesarehigh said:
Maybe she can be a virtual interior decorator. That convinces other stay at homes they need to redo their entire ensemble every few years
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The next one is going to be really expensive... kitchen
 
RoyMunson said:
American is a joke and I wouldn't book my worst enemy on United.
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Those are the two I usually fly now. American, because they have the most options out of Columbus, and United cause flights to Chicago.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Those are the two I usually fly now. American, because they have the most options out of Columbus, and United cause flights to Chicago.
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I typically choose SW or United, depending on prices and schedules.
 
PnkPanther said:
Going on memory, the mrs is stay at a home mom? tell her to get a job to buy her own damn furniture


Although you'll proably want to make sure the current couch is comfy
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Roy's constant redecorating reminds me of this episode of The Office where Jan completely takes over and changes Michael's condo.


Michael brags on the 9 inch tv she let him have that he has to stand up to watch.
She takes the whole bed and he gets to sleep on a chest at the foot of the bed.
Jan: So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white.
Michael: Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color.
Jan: [puts away video camera facing the bed] Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up.
Michael: Well, I-
Jan: Shame on you.
Pam: What a cute bench.
Michael: Thanks, that’s my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.
Jim: Really? ’cause… seems pretty narrow… and short.
Michael: It’s actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this. [Lies down]
Jan: See, he fits perfectly.
 
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