Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks's stripper girlfriend Pole Assassin's monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

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This has got to be the most bizarre college football headline I've seen in a while.

Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who tweets at recruits; her monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

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Lea Michele What GIF by FOX TV
 
Maybe this is what their HC meant by "all gas, no brakes"?
 
ehh i don't think that's her real name..

Kid fucked around and found out...

#IstandWithTheMonkey

Yes...I realize it's her stage name. I stand by my comment
 
Yes...I realize it's her stage name. I stand by my comment
pole assassin isn't a name a hillbilly comes up with.. maybe if her name was Purrrdy Chocolate ?
 
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