Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks's stripper girlfriend Pole Assassin's monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

[Fredmccallyrtr]

Wait. Her man coaches at UT and she has a bigass Bama rug in her house? Savage.

He spent 2 years at Alabama. I'm sure she learned once you go Bama you never go back.

 

[Goldbug]

I need a picture of the wife he left for comparison in order to rate this decision. From the limited info so far it's not looking good for the guy though.

Wellll, you know what they say about women; if you stood them all on their heads, they'd all look like sisters.

 

[Wild Turkey]

He spent 2 years at Alabama. I'm sure she learned once you go Bama you never go back.

You can't no one will ever have you after that.

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

You can't no one will ever have you after that.

Scoreboard.

 

[jjc2009]

Haven't you heard? WPDF ... World Pole Dancing Federation!

In my Jim Ross voice:

Is that? Oh my gawd!! That’s Pole Assassin’s music!

 

[outofyourmind]

Yeah i still don't understand why Dicker ran with this

Teaching the guy to make good decisions only takes time away from the Monkey.

 

[Thiefery]

i take it you're her orthodontist?

I wish.. would love to make an orthodontist salary

 

[jjc2009]

Well she sure ain’t the dental floss assassin. Good lord!

 

[Thiefery]

Seriously... I feel real bad for the monkey because the monkey will most likely be euthanized for something that was NOT really their fault, while the bitch owner will probably get away with little punishment.

lol.. bet the kid learned a valuable lesson, don't go trying to pet a monkey that isn't yours

 

[steelerssb]

Pole Assassin is BACK

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

Yeah. I'd probably take a stripper with a monkey over a crazy lady too,

 

[Goldbug]

Never Kiss A Monkey

 

[Thiefery]

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

Lol Fuck

 

[Thiefery]

Lol Fuck

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man she was falling for the troll lol

 

[Fish]

I need a picture of the wife he left for comparison in order to rate this decision. From the limited info so far it's not looking good for the guy though.

Bottom row, far left...

 

[Wild Turkey]

Lol Fuck

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man she was falling for the troll lol

English is definitely not her first language.

 

[occupant]

English is definitely not her first language.

yeah it do

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

Bottom row, far left...

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Gotta be honest, I'd go with the stripper.



She's got her own career, her own money and she's got a monkey.

 

[Thiefery]

And people were saying we weren't #SEC ready...