Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks's stripper girlfriend Pole Assassin's monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

[outofyourmind]

English is definitely not her first language.

 

[Hu War Yu]

GUFFAW

 

[Hu War Yu]

Wait. Her man coaches at UT and she has a bigass Bama rug in her house? Savage.

This can only mean one thing: Saban 2 Austin

 

[7samurai13]

This can only mean one thing: Saban 2 Austin

Miss Terry is not going to be happy about Coach Pole Assassin

 

[Hu War Yu]

man she was falling for the troll lol

She don't sound too brilliant

 

[jjc2009]

Dicks out for Pole Assassin’s monkey!

 

[7samurai13]

Dicks out for Pole Assassin’s monkey!

Ummm I’m not sure I’d want to whip out my banana in front of a bitey monkey

 

[fishinabarrel]

this was her a few weeks ago..
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Of course she is a Raiders fan...

Damn it

 

[fishinabarrel]

Ummm I’m not sure I’d want to whip out my banana in front of a bitey monkey

Or someone named Pole Assassin for that matter

 

[Hu War Yu]

Miss Terry is not going to be happy about Coach Pole Assassin

But she wears a Bear Bryant houndstooth skirt! Bleeds Crimson, I'm told

 

[DayButtAssMans’s]

Lol Fuck

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I found that thread, it appears she has deleted her account.

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

Imagine you're a kid, you're wandering around a haunted house on Halloween and suddenly you're attacked by a pissed off monkey. That's an 'oh shit' moment of 2 lifetimes.

 

[Rolltide94]

Seriously, what kind of hillbilly, dumbass picks the name Pole Assassin?

Technically I believe it is Pole Ass Ass In....

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

My maternal grandpa and my late favorite great uncle(RIP Lamar) told me when they were in their 20’s they got drunk and bought a monkey. Said it was a female spider monkey and it was very territorial. Said anytime a woman would be over, it would jump up on the curtains, point and hiss like the Evil Monkey on Family Guy.

They turned it loose at a nearby farm, so odds are it got shot by a farmer who probably thought it was the biggest squirrel he’d ever seen in his life

 

[fishinabarrel]

Technically I believe it is Pole Ass Ass In....

 

[7samurai13]

Technically I believe it is Pole Ass Ass In....

I know this might be use as proof I’m gay, but is she wearing a Michigan State shirt?

 

[Rolltide94]

I know this might be use as proof I’m gay, but is she wearing a Michigan State shirt?

I believe I said Captain Underboobs or equivalent if you guys got it done Saturday...until your next loss. I present Captain Underbutt.

 

[7samurai13]

I believe I said Captain Underboobs or equivalent if you guys got it done Saturday...until your next loss. I present Captain Underbutt.

I salute your sacrifice.

I did research but was unable to find Captain Underboob.

 

[Rolltide94]

I salute your sacrifice.

I did research but was unable to find Captain Underboob.

Least I could do since you guys gave Jimmy Jams yet another timeless excuse for why he can't beat his rivals.

I was also unable to lactate...errr locate Captain Underboob. Too bad.

 

[Rolltide94]

My maternal grandpa and my late favorite great uncle(RIP Lamar) told me when they were in their 20’s they got drunk and bought a monkey. Said it was a female spider monkey and it was very territorial. Said anytime a woman would be over, it would jump up on the curtains, point and hiss like the Evil Monkey on Family Guy.

They turned it loose at a nearby farm, so odds are it got shot by a farmer who probably thought it was the biggest squirrel he’d ever seen in his life

In St. Kitts it's the monkeys that get drunk...

Drunk Monkey Island