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Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks's stripper girlfriend Pole Assassin's monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween
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This has got to be the most bizarre college football headline I've seen in a while.
Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who tweets at recruits; her monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween
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*Updated* *Lots Of Monkey Business* University of Texas Special Teams Coach Jeff Bank’s Pet Monkey Possibly Violently Attacked A Young Trick or Treater
*Scroll for Updates I saw this story and immediately knew this was true. That's what happens when you don't train monkeys. Because look what happens, a monkey goes rogue and now a young boy is hurt. I...www.barstoolsports.com
Pet monkey of Texas football coach allegedly attacks kid trick-or-treating
A pet monkey belonging to the girlfriend of Texas football assistant coach Jeff Banks allegedly attacked a child on Halloween.fansided.com
The time a Texas special teams coach's girlfriend's monkey allegedly attacked a trick-or-treater
Just another story about a college football coach's stripper girlfriend's pet monkey alledgedly attacking a child on Halloween.thecomeback.com
Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits | TexAgs
Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits discussion on the TexAgs Texas A&M Football forum.texags.com
A lot of things are now coming into focus.
Because this play was just stupid.
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It's like a Family Guy episode came to life.
Haven't you heard? WPDF ... World Pole Dancing Federation!
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Yeah i still don't understand why Dicker ran with this.. Johnson was open but this was dumb all together
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I have never been more disappointed in you than I am at this moment.
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I need a picture of the wife he left for comparison in order to rate this decision. From the limited info so far it's not looking good for the guy though.
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right! ol' girl needs to use some of them $2 bills to get some orthodontic work done, stat!
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she got them fixed
Seriously... I feel real bad for the monkey because the monkey will most likely be euthanized for something that was NOT really their fault, while the bitch owner will probably get away with little punishment. 
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I don't know who this nice lady is, but I like her. 
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Wait. Her man coaches at UT and she has a bigass Bama rug in her house? Savage.
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i take it you're her orthodontist?