Good Sunday Morning Kind Friends, Dummies & Lovers!
My Bunny Hag still hasn't showed her fur! I know where she is I bet. At her brother's house, the ORIGINAL HE-HAG, not 'MY' he-hag!
Here's what happened friends. Me an my Bunny got frisky once and she bore a son. Our son will be 30 at the end of March and he finally moved out a year ago. Well when his and his buddies lease expired they all decided to move.
When my son moved out of our house, my stress levels dropped like crazy. Of course I love him but he is a lazy LAZY person. I would literally have to beg him to help me carry things up and down from the basement and it would always pain him, like I'm such a bother to him. He is NEVER eager to help me, and he NEVER asks, 'what can I help you with today, Dad?'
He doesn't have a job, he claims he works from home doing some freelance stuff on the computer. He sleeps in past noon most days and he stays up till 5 am. And he is so SO private about his private life. He is so very unmotivated, he avoids physical activity like the plague, he's doughy and flabby, and when he cuts the lawn, a grown ass man btw, you'd think an uninterested 12 years old did the work. He has never had a girl friend or boy friend that I know of, he's likely a virgin and he might be too lazy to be interested in sex.
His greatest accomplishment in life is graduating High School!
And you know what, friends? I can live with all those things in my house. But what I WILL NOT live with is when my son wants to challenge my word, he gets all snide and pompous and bitchy and he thinks he's so god damn smart! My son is basically a do-nothing dud, I describe him as a 'human road block', he constantly makes excuses for not accomplishing things, for lack of growth. He is about a semester shy of graduating college (supposedly) and he seems completely disinterested in finishing college.
If I'm faced with a road block in life, if I can't go around it I will go over it. If I can't go over it I will go under it and if I can't go under it I will smash right through that road block.
So If my son wants to live with me, at the VERY least, he better not even look at me side ways!
And so that's what happened Tuesday evening, I let my feelings be known and my Bunny bolted and our dud son went with his mommy! That dynamic has never changed. Something better change if my dud of a do nothing son wants to live in my house.
at home ! It was awful on Tuesday night, that's when Bunny went missing and I couldn't fall asleep until 4 am and I got up at 7am all grouchy an clumsy!
