Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

And it's still just me an Bailey 😂 at home ! It was awful on Tuesday night, that's when Bunny went missing and I couldn't fall asleep until 4 am and I got up at 7am all grouchy an clumsy!
 
But ever since then I been enjoying my me time in the labor dungeon!
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Fuck you, White Head! I will have WORDS with you, I been so patient with you. I'm giving you a heads up, I'm done with you. The final straw was when you took post 1,000 to insult me. You're no kind friend, NO WAY! You left me hanging by my balls for SOMETHING YOU DID while I got beat like a pinata by a bunch of people.... I got accused of harassing DumbJ's antique hag, something I don't give two fucks about! IT WAS YOU! Your ass is grass @White Knight
 
Fuck you, White Head! I will have WORDS with you, I been so patient with you. I'm giving you a heads up, I'm done with you. The final straw was when you took post 1,000 to insult me. You're no kind friend, NO WAY! You left me hanging by my balls for SOMETHING YOU DID while I got beat like a pinata by a bunch of people.... I got accused of harassing DumbJ's antique hag, something I don't give two fucks about! IT WAS YOU! Your ass is grass @White Knight
Ignore the piece of shit. It makes him obsess for your attention.
 
Damn Handi, I read you wrong earlier, my apologies. Um, about my son and his choices, I agree with you.

But yer still a big puss! HAHAHA, Big Dumb Dummy DunceCrafter!:crazy:
Ok psycho. Take yer meds before you get hurt.
 
Fuck you, White Head! I will have WORDS with you, I been so patient with you. I'm giving you a heads up, I'm done with you. The final straw was when you took post 1,000 to insult me. You're no kind friend, NO WAY! You left me hanging by my balls for SOMETHING YOU DID while I got beat like a pinata by a bunch of people.... I got accused of harassing DumbJ's antique hag, something I don't give two fucks about! IT WAS YOU! Your ass is grass @White Knight
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Good Sunday Morning Kind Friends, Dummies & Lovers!

My Bunny Hag still hasn't showed her fur! I know where she is I bet. At her brother's house, the ORIGINAL HE-HAG, not 'MY' he-hag!

Here's what happened friends. Me an my Bunny got frisky once and she bore a son. Our son will be 30 at the end of March and he finally moved out a year ago. Well when his and his buddies lease expired they all decided to move.

When my son moved out of our house, my stress levels dropped like crazy. Of course I love him but he is a lazy LAZY person. I would literally have to beg him to help me carry things up and down from the basement and it would always pain him, like I'm such a bother to him. He is NEVER eager to help me, and he NEVER asks, 'what can I help you with today, Dad?'

He doesn't have a job, he claims he works from home doing some freelance stuff on the computer. He sleeps in past noon most days and he stays up till 5 am. And he is so SO private about his private life. He is so very unmotivated, he avoids physical activity like the plague, he's doughy and flabby, and when he cuts the lawn, a grown ass man btw, you'd think an uninterested 12 years old did the work. He has never had a girl friend or boy friend that I know of, he's likely a virgin and he might be too lazy to be interested in sex.

His greatest accomplishment in life is graduating High School!

And you know what, friends? I can live with all those things in my house. But what I WILL NOT live with is when my son wants to challenge my word, he gets all snide and pompous and bitchy and he thinks he's so god damn smart! My son is basically a do-nothing dud, I describe him as a 'human road block', he constantly makes excuses for not accomplishing things, for lack of growth. He is about a semester shy of graduating college (supposedly) and he seems completely disinterested in finishing college.

If I'm faced with a road block in life, if I can't go around it I will go over it. If I can't go over it I will go under it and if I can't go under it I will smash right through that road block.

So If my son wants to live with me, at the VERY least, he better not even look at me side ways!

And so that's what happened Tuesday evening, I let my feelings be known and my Bunny bolted and our dud son went with his mommy! That dynamic has never changed. Something better change if my dud of a do nothing son wants to live in my house.
Internet porn has ruined young men in this country.
 
I'd hire me a 19 year old Philippeno "nurse" to take care of me.
I was actually hoping for a mermaid, bout 37 or so, hey yeah, that's the ticket! But nope, my Bunny still ain't come home. She came by a couple times it looks like, she took all her 'get ready for work' shit out of the bathroom and then she cleaned up the kitchen and ran the dishwasher. I was in the dungeon and I heard her on Sunday.

We have not communicated except for last Thursday she texted me to remind me of my appt. at the VA. I texted back, "It's handled".

I 'handled' it by not going. I couldn't even cancel it. I get a prompt on my phone, PRESS Y1 TO CONFIRM, N3 TO CANCEL, so when I try that, every SINGLE time, 'MESSAGE CANNOT BE SENT'

So I tried to cancel it over the phone. 'IF YOU KNOW YOUR PARTY'S EXT. YOU MAY DIAL IT NOW'...
I don't know nobodies ext idiots! So I wait and wait, after 6 minutes, fuck this! How's about I CANCEL BY NOT SHOWING UP!!!!
 
I was actually hoping for a mermaid, bout 37 or so, hey yeah, that's the ticket! But nope, my Bunny still ain't come home. She came by a couple times it looks like, she took all her 'get ready for work' shit out of the bathroom and then she cleaned up the kitchen and ran the dishwasher. I was in the dungeon and I heard her on Sunday.

We have not communicated except for last Thursday she texted me to remind me of my appt. at the VA. I texted back, "It's handled".

I 'handled' it by not going. I couldn't even cancel it. I get a prompt on my phone, PRESS Y1 TO CONFIRM, N3 TO CANCEL, so when I try that, every SINGLE time, 'MESSAGE CANNOT BE SENT'

So I tried to cancel it over the phone. 'IF YOU KNOW YOUR PARTY'S EXT. YOU MAY DIAL IT NOW'...
I don't know nobodies ext idiots! So I wait and wait, after 6 minutes, fuck this! How's about I CANCEL BY NOT SHOWING UP!!!!
Give Sugar a call, she'll make you feel better.
 
you know what to do now!!

be sure to PM @Peter Gozintite all the details. He loves that stuff.
Well I slep by my lonesome again anyway, I guess Bunny snuck-slep in one of the spares. We got three spares now, now that my son isn't here. This is getting weird. I didn't tell Bunny to leave, I dint even ask her to leave and I didn't have a temper tantrum either. I spoke my truth and that is, I don't want to live in the same house as my son for reasons already explained!

Bunny is always trying to 'justify' or explain away our son's super lazy lifestyle, just a few weeks ago she floated the idea that our son perhaps was 'traumatized' when I broke my neck. He was 10 when that happened and all I could think when she said that, hmmm... and here I thought maybe it was ME that got the holy fuck traumatized outta myself. That accident and the next three months in therapy were by FAR the worst time of my very exciting life.

And here is another thing, friends. My Bunny-Hag loves our new kitchen more than I do and I'm pretty keen on it so I'm sure she can't wait to host Thanksgiving, that was the plan before our son decided to try to eff up my living arrangement.

Anyway Padre, the next time I get to third base, I can get to second base with out even trying but third base is a challenge and the struggle is for real! But yeah, the next time I slide head first into third base, I Shall have words with @Peter Gozintite so's not to leave 'im in the dark... and warm... and sliffery... and SHINY TOO!
 
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