Short work Week Monday

So I guess the question is, how the fuck are they still in business?
My first wife hailed from Southern Illinois. We went there one summer for a visit. During the course of our trip, we ate at a Mexican place, a Chinese place and an Italian place. If you blindfolded me and asked me to identify which one we were at based only on the food, I don’t think I could do it.
 
americanized chinese fast food still greater than real chinese covid infested bat soup
 
Holy shit.

Last night we tried Panda Express. I didn't have high expectations, but my Lord, dinner fell WELL short of them. I'm not sure if last night was a fair example of their product, but if so, I have no idea how they're in business.

Ordered the little one the grilled chicken teriyaki kids meal. I opened it up, took a small bite of the best-looking piece of chicken and threw the whole thing out.

Fuck that Panda right in the ass!
I don't think bad chicken is a reason to resort to beastiality.
 
I'm in a Zoom conciliation court hearing. The judge and the court clerk have stepped out of the hearing and there is a party who doesn't know how to mute and is complaining about the process. I'm dying laughing.

And today I'm just a witness, not the attorney. So I'm just here for the amusement....other than being a witness to say one of my former clients owes me money.
 
I'm in a Zoom conciliation court hearing. The judge and the court clerk have stepped out of the hearing and there is a party who doesn't know how to mute and is complaining about the process. I'm dying laughing.

And today I'm just a witness, not the attorney. So I'm just here for the amusement....other than being a witness to say one of my former clients owes me money.
ahhh, Christmas
 
My first wife hailed from Southern Illinois. We went there one summer for a visit. During the course of our trip, we ate at a Mexican place, a Chinese place and an Italian place. If you blindfolded me and asked me to identify which one we were at based only on the food, I don’t think I could do it.
The fuck you say. My house is in Marion IL. Do you mean the REAL so.il or what chicago jackholes call so.il.
 
ahhh, Christmas
In fairness he's owed me money for well over a year. This was just the date one of the hearings fell on. Plus, that case ended up costing me 1 1/2 days when I was out of town with my husband. So I don't give a shit about the timing.
 
Back
Top