Fat Tuesday thread of Fatness

[PeoplesChicken]

I imagine whatever type of jugs she's referring to are large and scary, like the rest of her.

Hi-ya.

I think back in her hey-day she was kinda hot. I would still motorboat them jugs

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It’s unbelievable how much bad weight people drop when they simply cut out sugars. You don’t realize how much sugar you drink. It’s gross.

Yep. I eliminated that shit almost entirely. I'll have a Red Bull a couple times a month if I need wings.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Woman in the next office is a MAJOR sweet tea drinker. She brings like a 60 oz every day from the gas station. This morning I kept hearing her talking about her jugs

I don't know how anyone can stomach that shit. Too damn sweet. I feel the same about Coke.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Yep. I eliminated that shit almost entirely. I'll have a Red Bull a couple times a month if I need wings.

WTF do you need wings for you dancer?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I don't know how anyone can stomach that shit. Too damn sweet. I feel the same about Coke.

She is off her chain till about 12:30 then major crash. Now that I say this, that would be the optimal time to motorboat them puppies

 

[ill]

I don't know how anyone can stomach that shit. Too damn sweet. I feel the same about Coke.

says the guy who drinks Red Bull...

just drink coffee like a real man

 

[huskers1217]

And I don’t mean fat like yo titties, I mean fat stacks bitches.

My yearly bonus hit this morning. 16.5% and 500 units of company stock. BooM

16.5% of $15.00 /hr is good

 

[huskers1217]

Just wrote A 5k check to the IRS
About to write a 5k check to get the pool heater working

fat stacks for everyone but me

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Just wrote A 5k check to the IRS
About to write a 5k check to get the pool heater working

fat stacks for everyone but me

Pool heater? Not sure if that is humble brag or the comments of an oppressed 1%'er

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

says the guy who drinks Red Bull...

just drink coffee like a real man

There's less sugar per fl oz in Red Bull than there is in Coke, dipshit.

Usually, if I'm dragging in the afternoon, I'll have a coffee, but sometimes I need more. Sometimes I need wings.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

There's less sugar per fl oz in Red Bull than there is in Coke, dipshit.

Usually, if I'm dragging in the afternoon, I'll have a coffee, but sometimes I need more. Sometimes I need wings.

 

[huskers1217]

Pool heater? Not sure if that is humble brag or the comments of an oppressed 1%'er

Probably the 2nd

 

[ill]

Pool heater? Not sure if that is humble brag or the comments of an oppressed 1%'er

Probably both

He might not know what a humblebrag is though...

 

[redseat]

do...do you think someone snuck something different in the can I was drinking out of?

 

[redseat]

I think back in her hey-day she was kinda hot. I would still motorboat them jugs

 

[redseat]

I think I should perform a wellness check on the Lesbians.. Haven't heard from them in weeks

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I think I should perform a wellness check on the Lesbians.. Haven't heard from them in weeks

Don't!

You are going to break in and find them in a death embrace with the Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood playing on a loop. You can't un-see that

 

[Kburjr]

I think I should perform a wellness check on the Lesbians.. Haven't heard from them in weeks

Don't poke the bear.

 

[Kburjr]

Don't poke the bear.

 

[redseat]

Don't!

You are going to break in and find them in a death embrace with the Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood playing on a loop. You can't un-see that