Fat Tuesday thread of Fatness

I imagine whatever type of jugs she's referring to are large and scary, like the rest of her.

Hi-ya.
I think back in her hey-day she was kinda hot. I would still motorboat them jugs
 
It’s unbelievable how much bad weight people drop when they simply cut out sugars. You don’t realize how much sugar you drink. It’s gross.
Yep. I eliminated that shit almost entirely. I'll have a Red Bull a couple times a month if I need wings.
 
Woman in the next office is a MAJOR sweet tea drinker. She brings like a 60 oz every day from the gas station. This morning I kept hearing her talking about her jugs
I don't know how anyone can stomach that shit. Too damn sweet. I feel the same about Coke.
 
Yep. I eliminated that shit almost entirely. I'll have a Red Bull a couple times a month if I need wings.
WTF do you need wings for you dancer?

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I don't know how anyone can stomach that shit. Too damn sweet. I feel the same about Coke.
She is off her chain till about 12:30 then major crash. Now that I say this, that would be the optimal time to motorboat them puppies
 
Just wrote A 5k check to the IRS
About to write a 5k check to get the pool heater working

fat stacks for everyone but me
 
says the guy who drinks Red Bull...

just drink coffee like a real man
There's less sugar per fl oz in Red Bull than there is in Coke, dipshit.

Usually, if I'm dragging in the afternoon, I'll have a coffee, but sometimes I need more. Sometimes I need wings.
 
There's less sugar per fl oz in Red Bull than there is in Coke, dipshit.

Usually, if I'm dragging in the afternoon, I'll have a coffee, but sometimes I need more. Sometimes I need wings.
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I think I should perform a wellness check on the Lesbians.. Haven't heard from them in weeks
 
I think I should perform a wellness check on the Lesbians.. Haven't heard from them in weeks
Don't!

You are going to break in and find them in a death embrace with the Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood playing on a loop. You can't un-see that
 
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