Are you a dirty stinkin drunk?

I could be fall down drunk and I could still bend you over and fuck you in the ass and there wouldn’t be a damn thing you could do to stop it

I doubt it. Dumb hillbillies are the easiest to take down. You'd be crippled and broken before you could even get your dick out.
 
All lies, you'd feel the lightning and the thunder and wouldn't be able to escape the damage. You just can't.
Lightning doesn’t phase me and thunder is all noise, no substance. And I’d bend a storm over and fuck it in the ass too. Ain’t skeered
 
Make me, drunk poofter.

And no, that doesn't mean run to Hammer and cry... it means fight me.
I would slap you so hard you'd piss your pants however I don't beat up cripples or retards so you're safe on two counts.

Now go cry to the mods again, sissy bitch,
 
LOL at the little cubicle bitch acting like a tough guy
Leonardo Dicaprio Lol GIF
 
I would slap you so hard you'd piss your pants however I don't beat up cripples or retards so you're safe on two counts.

Now go cry to the mods again, sissy bitch,

Bwwahahahahahahah

yeah, an old drunk is going to slap me.....sooooo terrifying.
Parroting my posts is the first sign of defeat. Crying to the mods is the point you were broken in half and forever my drunk lil bitch.
 
Bwwahahahahahahah

yeah, an old drunk is going to slap me.....sooooo terrifying.
Parroting my posts is the first sign of defeat. Crying to the mods is the point you were broken in half and forever my drunk lil bitch.
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Cry more, gravy tits.
 
InB4 the lame AF birdhouse insults.



Edit; Oops, my bad
 
Trying to play a girl's sport and never getting picked for a team has scarred our little handifaggot for life. You hate to see that happen.
 
I start the day with kahlua and coffee. Then sip on a white Russian or vodka and sprite. Sometimes beer. Test shows me good to go.
 
Let the butt hurt flow
Rex wakes up raging with rainbows...then gets extra butt hurt when he gets em back

"Boo Hoo Hammer, take down my rainbows"

Bwwwahahahahahahaha, tattle tale bitch
 
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