Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Fish said:
I'm not angry and you're a pure idiot.
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Oh you guys crack me the eff up! I was ready to do some fish tank chatter with pictures and I still will but first I wanna catch up on the last page. I like all you guys that post here and in all seriousness, I am in need of a Day Drinker for the crew. Day Drinkers tend to have unique perspectives on things that a sober chap might not notice!

Also while I have your attention, I had a meal a short while ago and I think I have the episodes behind me at least for now. It's possible I could be at 90+ percent tomorrow. Right now, bout 65% and rising.

@NU_FTW , If I am up to 90% tomorrow, what I want to do is get my clumsies to the Skate Park and start training on the ramps with my work vehicle wheelchair, interval training. Plus at the Skate Park, it's my understanding that there is no admission fee! I gotta start hittin the heavy bag too, with a fuckin claw hammer! I'm gonna EFF that Mad Cahorn all kinds of up!

So I was hoping you'd be my fitness/medical staff? Because there is a slim chance that Mad pummels me and if that happens, I will need smelling salts and that Indica. Now if I win, or, when I win, I think the Sativa would be the ticket!

You will be handsomely compensated!
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So friends, I dint see much from the last page that, you know, that I want to go over. It still makes me happy to see all of you here though!

Okay, I still haven't went down to the basement since I released that new batch of goldfish way early today. I have my lights on timers.

I mentioned my brother has sky lights over his tank, that would be so SO good to have! I'm using 490 watts in lighting but it's not free.

To the Pics:
Bake until ants are crisp and enjoy!.jpgThis is a piece of that wood that I'm using to float in my tank to help keep the floating plants from blowing all over the tank non-stop. I put it in the oven to kill any ants that refused to leave. That wood has so many nooks and crannies in it, I think it's perfect for flow control because it helps create some tranquil water too.

A lil bit a kitsch!.jpgThese are two of the decorations that I got so I could have some kitsch. That green sea enemy is missing the very center spine, damn it! And it's supposed to glow when the blue light is on, I love shit like that, it can't be helped!

So what I will do now is go feed my handsome and pretty swimmers, work on Kitsch Korner, take more pics and come back in a few hours to get all chatty again!
 
Parka said:
So friends, I dint see much from the last page that, you know, that I want to go over. It still makes me happy to see all of you here though!

Okay, I still haven't went down to the basement since I released that new batch of goldfish way early today. I have my lights on timers.

I mentioned my brother has sky lights over his tank, that would be so SO good to have! I'm using 490 watts in lighting but it's not free.

To the Pics:
View attachment 65346This is a piece of that wood that I'm using to float in my tank to help keep the floating plants from blowing all over the tank non-stop. I put it in the oven to kill any ants that refused to leave. That wood has so many nooks and crannies in it, I think it's perfect for flow control because it helps create some tranquil water too.

View attachment 65347These are two of the decorations that I got so I could have some kitsch. That green sea enemy is missing the very center spine, damn it! And it's supposed to glow when the blue light is on, I love shit like that, it can't be helped!

So what I will do now is go feed my handsome and pretty swimmers, work on Kitsch Korner, take more pics and come back in a few hours to get all chatty again!
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Glad youre feeling better.
 
Parka said:
So friends, I dint see much from the last page that, you know, that I want to go over. It still makes me happy to see all of you here though!

Okay, I still haven't went down to the basement since I released that new batch of goldfish way early today. I have my lights on timers.

I mentioned my brother has sky lights over his tank, that would be so SO good to have! I'm using 490 watts in lighting but it's not free.

To the Pics:
View attachment 65346This is a piece of that wood that I'm using to float in my tank to help keep the floating plants from blowing all over the tank non-stop. I put it in the oven to kill any ants that refused to leave. That wood has so many nooks and crannies in it, I think it's perfect for flow control because it helps create some tranquil water too.

View attachment 65347These are two of the decorations that I got so I could have some kitsch. That green sea enemy is missing the very center spine, damn it! And it's supposed to glow when the blue light is on, I love shit like that, it can't be helped!

So what I will do now is go feed my handsome and pretty swimmers, work on Kitsch Korner, take more pics and come back in a few hours to get all chatty again!
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Lookin good!!

Ive spent today (and the evening the other day) teaching my middle child (oldest boy) to ride a bike, much easier than teaching the daughter that took years of me getting too frustrated and sayin she isnt ready he did good all except up a big hill on the way home he rode a good mile so he has it down pretty much cant wait to get him on our 13 mile rides around the lake
 
NU_FTW said:
Lookin good!!

Ive spent today (and the evening the other day) teaching my middle child (oldest boy) to ride a bike, much easier than teaching the daughter that took years of me getting too frustrated and sayin she isnt ready he did good all except up a big hill on the way home he rode a good mile so he has it down pretty much cant wait to get him on our 13 mile rides around the lake
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Oh man, you are gonna be a great fitness coach! There's just something about riding a bike that keeps the soul young! And I love it that you take your son to learn to ride. Don't push that little guy too hard, it must stay fun. And when your daughter sees how much fun her little brother is having, she might warm up to a ride.

The summer my son learned how to balance a two wheeler, the day he learned I was in Minnesota visiting my Army buddy. I was disappointed because I missed it!
 
Parka said:
Oh man, you are gonna be a great fitness coach! There's just something about riding a bike that keeps the soul young! And I love it that you take your son to learn to ride. Don't push that little guy too hard, it must stay fun. And when your daughter sees how much fun her little brother is having, she might warm up to a ride.

The summer my son learned how to balance a two wheeler, the day he learned I was in Minnesota visiting my Army buddy. I was disappointed because I missed it!
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The daughter is already a pro she's 3 years older than the middle (all 3 are 3 years apart) she's been learning to rollerblade , day 1 was a TON of falling and "i cant do this" ugh but now she cant wait to get out there. Im not the type to not push hard, not sure if it was nature or nurture, but i have high expectations for my kiddos always :D my daughter didnt finally grasp bike riding til last spring so my son is already 2 years ahead of her in that regard. Im actually thinking about getting my youngest started earlier i did some research and apparently training wheels are the devil and counter productive FML so ima take pedals and training wheels off the smaller bike and treat it like a balance bike (hopefully it works well for that or ill just buy an actual balance bike)
 
It took me much longer to do the things I wanted to do tonight, it always does and that's just the way it is.

I have kind of a big problem with my tank. The pump is barely moving any water at all and tomorrow I will remove the pump and see what the problem is. I sure hope it's an easy fix. Easy or not, it has to get fixed.

Here's a few pics:
My swimmers!.jpg
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Hobby tank!.jpgSea enemy.jpgKind of a lousy pic. In real life it looks pretty cool an cosmic!
 
NU_FTW said:
The daughter is already a pro she's 3 years older than the middle (all 3 are 3 years apart) she's been learning to rollerblade , day 1 was a TON of falling and "i cant do this" ugh but now she cant wait to get out there. Im not the type to not push hard, not sure if it was nature or nurture, but i have high expectations for my kiddos always :D my daughter didnt finally grasp bike riding til last spring so my son is already 2 years ahead of her in that regard. Im actually thinking about getting my youngest started earlier i did some research and apparently training wheels are the devil and counter productive FML so ima take pedals and training wheels off the smaller bike and treat it like a balance bike (hopefully it works well for that or ill just buy an actual balance bike)
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What a proud Poppa! I remember when roller blades were new. I got a nice pair and used them a lot, early '80's
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Good morning, Sinners, Kind Sinners! Now, before I begin Mass, I need to talk about something else - my wheelchair fistfight with Mad Cawthorn!

What I want to do is extremely foul and vulgar and disgusting. Some of yins might want to avert your eyes if you possess sensitive feelings. I will try to use language that reduces the vulgarity of my intentions.

What I want to do is, I want to shit on this clumsy fuck. My plan is to transfer my feces onto his body without using my hands! I would prefer to get shit on his clothing, his neck and in his ear and hair!

Even if he beats me up, if I can get some of my shit on him, it is a very strong show of DOMINANCE!

And if (when!) I beat him up, I hope I got it in me to take a proper crap right on top of 'eem!

It can be considered a 'fecal transplant'!
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Parka said:
Good morning, Sinners, Kind Sinners! Now, before I begin Mass, I need to talk about something else - my wheelchair fistfight with Mad Cawthorn!

What I want to do is extremely foul and vulgar and disgusting. Some of yins might want to avert your eyes if you possess sensitive feelings. I will try to use language that reduces the vulgarity of my intentions.

What I want to do is, I want to shit on this clumsy fuck. My plan is to transfer my feces onto his body without using my hands! I would prefer to get shit on his clothing, his neck and in his ear and hair!

Even if he beats me up, if I can get some of my shit on him, it is a very strong show of DOMINANCE!

And if (when!) I beat him up, I hope I got it in me to take a proper crap right on top of 'eem!

It can be considered a 'fecal transplant'!
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Water balloon, piss n shit
 
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