Alexa

[SJ76]

Any techies here know of this? Alexa’s 3rd eye?

http://m.tiktok.com/v/6902102787903...gn=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms

 

[SJ76]

This the NWO you speak of @JuiceTheGator

 

[NU_WTF?]

your link has tiktok in it, wont clicky. whats this all about?

 

[SJ76]

your link has tiktok in it, wont clicky. whats this all about?

I can click on the link and takes me to a video of a lady asking Alexa to open her 3rd eye. You can’t see the vid?

 

[SJ76]

TikTok - Make Your Day

Try this

 

[NU_WTF?]

I can click on the link and takes me to a video of a lady asking Alexa to open her 3rd eye. You can’t see the vid?

I guess i worded that wrong, i wont click a tiktok

 

[SJ76]

I guess i worded that wrong, i wont click a tiktok

Yeah my first time as well. It’s pretty rough in there

 

[Camfantasy]

If some of you get any more gullible I'm going to come talk you into sucking me off to obtain a permanent youth elixir that will allow you to live forever.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I tried it - and it doesn't do shit.

Me: Alexa, open your 3rd eye.
Alexa: Would you like to hear 3rd Eye Blind?
Me: Yeah, sure.

 

[Camfantasy]

I tried it - and it doesn't do shit.

Me: Alexa, open your 3rd eye.
Alexa: Would you like to hear 3rd Eye Blind?
Me: Yeah, sure.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

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Tried it again - just gave me 5 different music options with "eye" in them.

That thing is a POS. We only have to play tunes and tell the kids 'what happened on this day in history.'

 

[jjc2009]

I showed Alexa my third eye. She now has a restraining order against me.

 

[HammerDown]

You guys welcome Amazon into your homes and let it listen to every word that's said.

wow

 

[Camfantasy]

You guys welcome Amazon into your homes and let it listen to every word that's said.

wow

I have the Google ones all over the house so that should make you grit your teeth even more.

 

[RobBase]

You guys welcome Amazon into your homes and let it listen to every word that's said.

wow

Makes online shopping so easy.

“Was I really looking at a 6 pack of walkie talkies last night while high as shit? They do look pretty sweet......”

Thanks, Alexa.

 

[RobBase]

I have the Google ones all over the house so that should make you grit your teeth even more.

For like 5 bucks a month I can listen to literally anything I want. That’s a good trade off.

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[HammerDown]

I have the Google ones all over the house so that should make you grit your teeth even more.

I go to my brother's house and they talk to those fucking microphones in every room of the house all damn day.

"Alexa order more detergent" right in the middle of a movie and it hears. Always listening!

"Wait, we can't trust these companies?"

You guise are nucking futs!

 

[Camfantasy]

I go to my brother's house and they talk to those fucking microphones in every room of the house all damn day.

"Alexa order more detergent" right in the middle of a movie and it hears. Always listening!

"Wait, we can't trust these companies?"

You guise are nucking futs!

I use them mostly to control my lights, thermostat, sometimes the TV, alarm clock, etc. I can tell it "bedtime" at night and it will turn all of my lights off, adjust my thermostat, turn the TV off, set my alarm in the morning, and play white noise in the background.... Just as an example.

 

[HammerDown]

I use them mostly to control my lights, thermostat, sometimes the TV, alarm clock, etc. I can tell it "bedtime" at night and it will turn all of my lights off, adjust my thermostat, turn the TV off, set my alarm in the morning, and play white noise in the background.... Just as an example.

what other...things... have you asked Alexa to do for you?