Alexa

[ill]

The hilljack dialect is still in the R&D phase, from what I've heard

I can barely understand his accent when he posts

and he uses funny words

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Brah, that post was over 2 months old. Bad form

take that plug a'chaw out yer bottom lip, i can't understand ya.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

take that plug a'chaw out yer bottom lip, i can't understand ya.

I’ve been tobacco free for over a year.

 

[huskers1217]

Brah, that post was over 2 months old. Bad form

So you’re saying Gigi is about to make a thread about it

 

[huskers1217]

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Now I can control my range with Alexa

It’s been about 13 years since I’ve seen a range like that. The houses here have a wall of ovens built into the cabinet and the stove just sits on the counter

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

So you’re saying Gigi is about to make a thread about it

If I were to hide avatar, I wouldn’t be able to tell Gigi and @ojb81 apart

 

[ill]

If I were to hide avatar, I wouldn’t be able to tell Gigi and @ojb81 apart

Nonsense.

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

I’ve been tobacco free for over a year.

Have you? well good on you, sir

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

If I were to hide avatar, I wouldn’t be able to tell Gigi and @ojb81 apart

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Have you? well good on you, sir

I still crave it. I genuinely enjoyed a good dip of snuff, but when Grizzly got to over 5 bucks a can, I said piss on it. That was the welfare bear, like. 1.50 a can when I was a teenager, now it’s nearly the same price as Copenhagen and Kodiak

 

[huskers1217]

I’ve been tobacco free for over a year.

I've been tobacco free since 1999. except for the 4 or 5 times i tried since and got absolutely sick from it.

btw. inhaling is like riding a bike and its just a natural reflex now and if your lungs aren't used to it anymore ....its rough

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I've been tobacco free since 1999. except for the 4 or 5 times i tried since and got absolutely sick from it.

btw. inhaling is like riding a bike and its just a natural reflex now and if your lungs aren't used to it anymore ....its rough

I’ve never smoked cigarettes. I guess I haven’t been completely tobacco free. I have smoked a few cigars along the way.

 

[Fog]

Got me a couple new Alexa devices....

AC unit.....

Alexa turn on AC....

Alexa set AC to 68....

Microwave....

Alexa melt butter for 30 seconds.

Alexa defrost hamburger....

I also have an outdoor plug that comes on at dusk and shuts off at dawn and it operates some outdoor led lights. I also used it for my Christmas Lights.

Also I have a bathroom wall heater that I can tell Alexa to turn off and on like my AC unit.

 

[beardown07]

Got me a couple new Alexa devices....

AC unit.....

Alexa turn on AC....

Alexa set AC to 68....

Microwave....

Alexa melt butter for 30 seconds.

Alexa defrost hamburger....

I also have an outdoor plug that comes on at dusk and shuts off at dawn and it operates some outdoor led lights. I also used it for my Christmas Lights.

Also I have a bathroom wall heater that I can tell Alexa to turn off and on like my AC unit.

That sounds awful.

 

[Fog]

That sounds awful.

Best part....

When I'm shit face and have to crawl to bed I can say....

Alexa good night....

She turns off everything and says, "Shit Faced Again I See, Good Night".