Another day, another pitbull mauling

Illustrious Potentate said:
I’d rather face a pissed off, charging pit bull than see a spider anywhere inside my house
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Too afraid to step on a spider, but wants to fist fight a pitbull.

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fordman84 said:
Rented a cabin last year that I guess was during mating season for millipedes. Must have been millions of them all over the ground, hand rails, walls, and hundreds of them coming into the cabin. We arrived at like 10pm and so nothing we could do but spend the night. Wanted to bug bomb that place, but just did our hiking and never went back to that place.
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Millipedes are more gross than scary. There were a bunch in my basement when I first bought this house. I finally got rid of them all though
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Too afraid to step on a spider, but wants to fist fight a pitbull.

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I have to get my balls up and give myself a pep talk before getting close enough to a spider to step on it. Thought about getting some guinea fowl to eat any outside spiders, but decided they were too obnoxiously loud. Ain’t skeered of no dog
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Millipedes are more gross than scary. There were a bunch in my basement when I first bought this house. I finally got rid of them all though
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Agree, but when it is dark and they are crunching under every step...no bueno.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I have to get my balls up and give myself a pep talk before getting close enough to a spider to step on it. Thought about getting some guinea fowl to eat any outside spiders, but decided they were too obnoxiously loud. Ain’t skeered of no dog
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You would hate my pool skimmers. Always a wolf spider or two when I open them to empty them.
 
fordman84 said:
You would hate my pool skimmers. Always a wolf spider or two when I open them to empty them.
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That’s why I have no desire for a swimming pool. The river is good enough for me and there’s things under the water that will eat any spiders on the surface
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Candy ass
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Buddy, I tore my ACL riding a Razor scooter down a steep, rutted out dirt road hill, and I was 15 at the time and had made it down twice before the wipeout happened. You’re too big of a sissy to jump from a roof onto a trampoline into a pool where there’s virtually zero chance of getting hurt
 
fordman84 said:
Rented a cabin last year that I guess was during mating season for millipedes. Must have been millions of them all over the ground, hand rails, walls, and hundreds of them coming into the cabin. We arrived at like 10pm and so nothing we could do but spend the night. Wanted to bug bomb that place, but just did our hiking and never went back to that place.
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Several years ago, we rented a condo in Hawaii for a week. Turns out, we screwed up on the dates and we were landing in Kona one day before our reservation started at the condo. Had to rent a hotel room for one night at the last minute. Ended up at a shitty hotel called the Kona Sands that was absolutely crawling with little cockroaches. We ended up sleeping on top of the blankets and got the hell out of there as soon as we could the next morning.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Buddy, I tore my ACL riding a Razor scooter down a steep, rutted out dirt road hill, and I was 15 at the time and had made it down twice before the wipeout happened. You’re too big of a sissy to jump from a roof onto a trampoline into a pool where there’s virtually zero chance of getting hurt
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phantomfoul88 said:
Until they're not.
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This. Dogs are fucking stupid and any single one can just snap and decide to attack children or other pets. I've seen it over and over again. Bad owners, good owners, didn't matter. Same goes for any other animal.

You are stupid if you put yourself or anybody else in a situation where they are around an animal they can't easily kill by some means if necesary.

Owning large dogs with young children is particularly stupid.
 
Y.O.M. said:
Hm. Interesting.

You know, Rottweillers, American Bulldogs, Mastiffs, and German Shepherds maim a lot of people too. We killin those breeds too?
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Yes. Take 'em out. A lot of those are inbred and unhealthy anyway.
 
Cave_Johnson said:
This. Dogs are fucking stupid and any single one can just snap and decide to attack children or other pets. I've seen it over and over again. Bad owners, good owners, didn't matter. Same goes for any other animal.

You are stupid if you put yourself or anybody else in a situation where they are around an animal they can't easily kill by some means if necesary.

Owning large dogs with young children is particularly stupid.
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But bro, good owners can make their dog sit and stay when they give them treats. Why would a dog ever develop its own personality when it has that to look forward to?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Buddy, I tore my ACL riding a Razor scooter down a steep, rutted out dirt road hill, and I was 15 at the time and had made it down twice before the wipeout happened. You’re too big of a sissy to jump from a roof onto a trampoline into a pool where there’s virtually zero chance of getting hurt
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I eat spiders, pussy.
 
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