Are you a dirty stinkin drunk?

Hank Kingsley said:
I was 5, but I drink every day, at least 2, sometimes 3. Never more than 4 unless it's an occasion. And I always stop at dinner time. Happy hour only more or less. Never wake up hungover wanting more, never regret the day before, etc.
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I feel bad for people like you.

You wake up in the morning, that’s the best you feel all damn day.
 
williewilliejuan said:
When someone asks you where you went and you have to check your pockets for receipts.
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Yeah... And there has been times that I remember where I've been but there is sometimes one or two that I don't remember leaving and next day I go by those places and check to make sure I paid my "check/tab" and they always say something like, "Yep, you paid!"

Whew!! TGFA ... Thank God For Autopilot :headbanger:
 
broncosmitty said:
I feel bad for people like you.

You wake up in the morning, that’s the best you feel all damn day.
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Not true.

I feel just fucking fine by dinner and the rest of the evening.

Time was I'd roll out of bed and start burning herb.

No longer. 4-6 PM is a long enough window.
 
Trailer Park Boys Beer GIF by hero0fwar

Be with you guys in just a second to answer the OP. One second...
 
Hank Kingsley said:
Not true.

I feel just fucking fine by dinner and the rest of the evening.

Time was I'd roll out of bed and start burning herb.

No longer. 4-6 PM is a long enough window.
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It’d take a court order to put those type of restrictions on my mental health.
 
broncosmitty said:
It’d take a court order to put those type of restrictions on my mental health.
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I'm extremely happy for you too. You need to preserve what little mental health you still possess.

Self enforced. No big deal at all to me.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
I'm accumulating this tiny stock. ADIL. They're going to release their final study next month from a new drug that's supposed to help drunks quit drinking so damned much. So, a chatboard about it is full of tea sipping pussies preaching about booze.

I took the test - and it says I'm a drunk. I hardly even drink anymore!

Alcohol self-test

The AUDIT questionnaire is designed to help in the self-assessment of alcohol consumption and to identify any implications for the person's health and wellbeing. Test yourself here.
auditscreen.org

Does this mean I can sell the biz and get paid by my disability insurance...for my "disease?"
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I don't have a drinking problem. I do it quite well actually!
 
Hank Kingsley said:
I'm extremely happy for you too. You need to preserve what little mental health you still possess.

Self enforced. No big deal at all to me.
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Always a barrel of laughs Hank.
 
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