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I feel bad for people like you.I was 5, but I drink every day, at least 2, sometimes 3. Never more than 4 unless it's an occasion. And I always stop at dinner time. Happy hour only more or less. Never wake up hungover wanting more, never regret the day before, etc.
"is that my tooth?"When someone asks you where you went and you have to check your pockets for receipts.
Yeah... And there has been times that I remember where I've been but there is sometimes one or two that I don't remember leaving and next day I go by those places and check to make sure I paid my "check/tab" and they always say something like, "Yep, you paid!"When someone asks you where you went and you have to check your pockets for receipts.
I feel bad for people like you.
You wake up in the morning, that’s the best you feel all damn day.
It’d take a court order to put those type of restrictions on my mental health.Not true.
I feel just fucking fine by dinner and the rest of the evening.
Time was I'd roll out of bed and start burning herb.
No longer. 4-6 PM is a long enough window.
It’d take a court order to put those type of restrictions on my mental health.
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That dude is @Illustrious Potentate in ten years when he swaps out the overalls for coveralls.![]()
Be with you guys in just a second to answer the OP. One second...
I don’t drink blue liquorThat dude is @Illustrious Potentate in ten years when he swaps out the overalls for coveralls.
That’s just a little Windex to clean out your pipes. MedicinalI don’t drink blue liquor
How libertarian of you.I'm extremely happy for you too. You need to preserve what little mental health you still possess.
Self enforced. No big deal at all to me.
This is precisely why i drink in the showerI’m a drunk, but not dirty or stinky
Not sure if I could even follow that court orderIt’d take a court order to put those type of restrictions on my mental health.
How libertarian of you.
I don't have a drinking problem. I do it quite well actually!I'm accumulating this tiny stock. ADIL. They're going to release their final study next month from a new drug that's supposed to help drunks quit drinking so damned much. So, a chatboard about it is full of tea sipping pussies preaching about booze.
I took the test - and it says I'm a drunk. I hardly even drink anymore!
Alcohol self-test
The AUDIT questionnaire is designed to help in the self-assessment of alcohol consumption and to identify any implications for the person's health and wellbeing. Test yourself here.auditscreen.org
Does this mean I can sell the biz and get paid by my disability insurance...for my "disease?"
Always a barrel of laughs Hank.I'm extremely happy for you too. You need to preserve what little mental health you still possess.
Self enforced. No big deal at all to me.
Always a barrel of laughs Hank.