Are you a dirty stinkin drunk?

I was 5, but I drink every day, at least 2, sometimes 3. Never more than 4 unless it's an occasion. And I always stop at dinner time. Happy hour only more or less. Never wake up hungover wanting more, never regret the day before, etc.
I feel bad for people like you.

You wake up in the morning, that’s the best you feel all damn day.
 
When someone asks you where you went and you have to check your pockets for receipts.
Yeah... And there has been times that I remember where I've been but there is sometimes one or two that I don't remember leaving and next day I go by those places and check to make sure I paid my "check/tab" and they always say something like, "Yep, you paid!"

Whew!! TGFA ... Thank God For Autopilot :headbanger:
 
I feel bad for people like you.

You wake up in the morning, that’s the best you feel all damn day.

Not true.

I feel just fucking fine by dinner and the rest of the evening.

Time was I'd roll out of bed and start burning herb.

No longer. 4-6 PM is a long enough window.
 
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Be with you guys in just a second to answer the OP. One second...
 
Not true.

I feel just fucking fine by dinner and the rest of the evening.

Time was I'd roll out of bed and start burning herb.

No longer. 4-6 PM is a long enough window.
It’d take a court order to put those type of restrictions on my mental health.
 
It’d take a court order to put those type of restrictions on my mental health.

I'm extremely happy for you too. You need to preserve what little mental health you still possess.

Self enforced. No big deal at all to me.
 
I'm accumulating this tiny stock. ADIL. They're going to release their final study next month from a new drug that's supposed to help drunks quit drinking so damned much. So, a chatboard about it is full of tea sipping pussies preaching about booze.

I took the test - and it says I'm a drunk. I hardly even drink anymore!


Does this mean I can sell the biz and get paid by my disability insurance...for my "disease?"
I don't have a drinking problem. I do it quite well actually!
 
I'm extremely happy for you too. You need to preserve what little mental health you still possess.

Self enforced. No big deal at all to me.
Always a barrel of laughs Hank.
 
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