Can we finally call Mike Trout a brittle bitch?

[Illustrious Potentate]

Can't get healthy? Sounds like a future brave

My sports betting group text is all over trading for Trout

 

[ill]

this will give him more time to finish his new golf course in NJ he is building with Tiger.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’d like to the first to formally apologize to @OregonDucks

You were right. He’s a brittle bitch.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I’d like to the first to formally apologize to @OregonDucks

You were right. He’s a brittle bitch.

Done for life?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Done for life?

I think so. His knees appear to be made from crepe paper.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I think so. His knees appear to be made from crepe paper.

The only thing separating him from @Hu War Yu is the contract

 

[Hu War Yu]

The only thing separating him from @Hu War Yu is the contract

Untrue!!!

I also can't hit the curveball

 

[ojb81]

Untrue!!!

I also can't hit the curveball

Yeah but you can shag balls like a sonuvabitch

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Might be time to make the move to DH

 

[rsw626]

Might be time to make the move to DH

With his brittleness, probably won't help, look at Stanton.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

With his brittleness, probably won't help, look at Stanton.

Might not, but maybe he can DH and hit 40 dingers a year. Stanton is a douche, so I don’t hate his brittleness, but Trout was on GOAT pace before injuries set in, so it sucks more, especially since the Angels wasted the two best players of the current generation being teammates