Coffee-less Thursday

1. Fuck coffee-less anything.
2. Got to work early and boss hasn’t showed up yet but I really need to take a shit.
3. Coffee helps me shit.
4. Maybe you’re on to something here…
 
Couldn't have pumped one out to wake you up?
usually can accommodate but not enough time this morning

she did go out and get a new box of pods though...so I am back in business!
 
Wife bought me an Rtic coffee mug. And while its nice, it keeps the coffee scalding hot for too long. So i have to wait a bit before drinking.
Yep. I don't like ridiculously hot coffee. I'll usually let it sit 5-8 minutes before I put the lid on, then it's a good temp for a while.
 
Had tacos but I think the meat (it was frozen) had expired or something. Tasted a little funny
I had Chipotle last night and I've already shit three times this morning. 2nd one stopped my run early. Good times.
 
usually can accommodate but not enough time this morning

she did go out and get a new box of pods though...so I am back in business!

I am assuming you are going back tonight
 
I found a hazelnut pod.
I was at a father/kid camp out once with about 15-20 other dads and the one that was responsible for bringing coffee brought hazelnut. That was probably four years ago and he still hasn't lived it down.
 
She went out and bought herself more coffee?

What a saint.
2665c692-9804-4b7f-bbb4-d646c14a3a6f_text.gif
 
it's fucking nice out today.
I don't want to be sitting at a laptop all day.
 
it's fucking nice out today.
I don't want to be sitting at a laptop all day.
and here we are, wasting life way working for the man
 
Hadn't had a real cup of coffee in my life until like 3 weeks ago. Bought a keurig a few weeks back and now a two cup of coffee in the morning guy.
welcome to the darkside
 
Top