Colonoscopy - Just Do It

[DJ Fieri]

With my diet....I am probably dead in 5 years regardless.....

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

They told me they always put it in the hand because they have to roll you on your side for the procedure. It fucking hurt though.

The lack of uniformity in medicine is wild to me.

A bunch of different prep meds/schedules, a bunch of different prep procedures. Seems there should be more consistencies, but hey.

 

[RobBase]

You ended up a hand brah too?

They poked me five times in each of the corners of my arms before saying fuck it and going hand IV. Sucked

You would think a big time lifter like u would have prime veins. Hand IV’s are awful.

 

[RobBase]

They told me they always put it in the hand because they have to roll you on your side for the procedure. It fucking hurt though.

I’ve been poked w needles hundreds of times. I was told hand a wrist are last resorts, but I’ve had both when everything else was used up and dead.

 

[Kburjr]

I'd do it but I'm worried what they'd think if I got a boner

I hear no eye contact earns you a pass.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You would think a big time lifter like u would have prime veins. Hand IV’s are awful.

Nope. I don’t have pronounced blues at all really.

I’d rather them not go through my tattoos anyway, so I can’t win regardless.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I guess I just dont give a fuck. Call it what you want, but we all gotta die from something, and none of us are all that important. If thats what I die from, thats what I die from. I dont fucking care.

 

[phantomfoul88]

All joking aside I have a colonoscopy and EGD scheduled at the same time. Getting double penetrated should be a blast.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

All joking aside I have a colonoscopy and EGD scheduled at the same time. Getting double penetrated should be a blast.

Ts and Ps

 

[Kburjr]

I guess I just dont give a fuck. Call it what you want, but we all gotta die from something, and none of us are all that important. If thats what I die from, thats what I die from. I dont fucking care.

 

[RobBase]

Nope. I don’t have pronounced blues at all really.

I’d rather them not go through my tattoos anyway, so I can’t win regardless.

I have crazy veins. It’s a blessing and a curse. Nurses love me for all the wrong reasons..

 

[RobBase]

All joking aside I have a colonoscopy and EGD scheduled at the same time. Getting double penetrated should be a blast.

Taking it from both the offense and the defense just like the Lions.

 

[Kburjr]

All joking aside I have a colonoscopy and EGD scheduled at the same time. Getting double penetrated should be a blast.

That's a laying a lot of pipe.

Good luck.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[Kburjr]

Those Greeks gods had some serious kink.

 

[Gatorchip]

Gonna be 51 next month.

Not looking forward to this procedure.

Per the OP, you should do it if you’re between 45-50. So I recommend waiting for 51 then you don’t need it.

 

[Kburjr]

Seriously, it is a piece of cake. And compared to a cystoscopy, a nothingburger.

 

[ojb81]

I’ve been poked w needles hundreds of times. I was told hand a wrist are last resorts, but I’ve had both when everything else was used up and dead.

I hear that if they can't find a vein in your hand, then they have to go to your cock

 

[Handicappers]

If you decline anesthesia, can you feel it?

 

[tabascojet]

I hear that if they can't find a vein in your hand, then they have to go to your cock

Where did they go on you when they couldn't find that either?