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Same fam...can't unplug it or it dies within 10 seconds

Mine is a work laptop, not sure how old it is but it's a Dell Latitude E7450. I'm sure some industrious person could quickly find out its age with a googalie search
You would need to go to dell.com/support and put the Dell Service Tag in to determine that. But it can deffo be dun.
 
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