Do you fruit your beer?

[DJ Fieri]

Forgot the tater salad option.

SMH.

 

[HammerDown]

I like sugar in my coffee, don't use milk much anymore.

Told a coworker once to get me a coffee the way I like my women, large, sweet, and black.

A black lady at the ATL Starbucks tricked me into saying that one morning about 4:45 on the last leg of a redeye.

"How you want you that, honey?"
"Tall and black."
"Don't we all, baby" {raucous laughter}

 

[moxie]

He may have saved me from a federal investigation.

once again. fuck you @fordman84 you poo-say

 

[moxie]

Forgot the tater salad option.

SMH.

Don't be so fucking lazy. He gave you a russet potato option, make the salad yourself.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I like my mens the same way... strong, hot and a little sweet

So, do you take milk in your coffee?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Don't be so fucking lazy. He gave you a russet potato option, make the salad yourself.

Make it for me, woman!!!!!

 

[moxie]

So, do you take milk in your coffee?

Cream.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Cream.

Mawx plz.

 

[huskers1217]

He may have saved me from a federal investigation.

and that is supposed to make me feel better?

 

[huskers1217]

Cream.

do you want a little coffee with your sugar?

 

[moxie]

do you want a little coffee with your sugar?

Is this some kind of trick question?

 

[ill]

Forgot the tater salad option.

SMH.

Did you eat lead paint chips as a child?

 

[ill]

Don't be so fucking lazy. He gave you a russet potato option, make the salad yourself.

Thats what I get for not lowering my humor to the lowest common denominator.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Did you eat lead paint chips as a child?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Corona tastes like shit, so it needs the lime. Otherwise, no.

This. Mexican beers all suck, so a lime is helpful. Similar story with Blue Moon and the orange.

If I’m somewhere where I can get a decent beer, no fruit.

 

[RoyMunson]

Corona tastes like shit, so it needs the lime. Otherwise, no.

But my strawberry pie sour last night was delicious

stop pretending you don't fruit your beer when drinking a fruit beer.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Did you eat lead paint chips as a child?

No but I understood this was you....

 

[Me]

stop pretending you don't fruit your beer when drinking a fruit beer.

It's pre-fruited!

 

[ill]

It's pre-fruited!

Super-fruited

 

[RoyMunson]

It's pre-fruited!

you have the brewery fruit your beer for you.