Fat Bear Monday

[PeoplesChicken]

Bacon on it's own 9/10.

Chicken Sandwich on it's own 9.5/10.

Bacon on the chicken sandwich? 6/10.

Great work, now try bisecting the angle of said chicken sammich

 

[PnkPanther]

you shoulda got into thermodynamics as a career, dawg

I read a blog on benefits of carbon steel and have retained some of the knowledge, so yea, I'm probably as qualified as most engineers

 

[Fish]

I read a blog on benefits of carbon steel and have retained some of the knowledge, so yea, I'm probably as qualified as most engineers

Have you installed sensors on carbon steel pans?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

are the chefs fucking you or are you fucking the chefs?

When you pay people to cook food for you and get those little assed proportions? They are fucking you

 

[PnkPanther]

Have you installed sensors on carbon steel pans?

I'm old school, go strictly by touch

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Have you installed sensors on carbon steel pans?

Have you ever eaten an ostrich burger???

 

[PnkPanther]

When you pay people to cook food for you and get those little assed proportions? They are fucking you

That'll be $79.99 please

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That'll be $79.99 please

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Exactly!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

EVERYONE eats food, EVERYONE can distinguish between a good meal and a bad meal so its a non-starter for me.

I can't.

Most of the food I like is trash.

 

[PnkPanther]

I've only once filled truly ripped off at restaurant, and that was at the melting pot

got a plate of of ingredients that probably totaled $5.00 and I had to cook in hot pot of oil they provided.


That'll be 34.99

what, there was like 6 shrimp and few slices of sausage I had too cook myself

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Fucking Bobby Flay and Michael Symon get their knobs polished because they can make undercooked salmon

They can't fucking make a nugg as good as Micky D's though

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I can't.

Most of the food I like is trash.

Try some gluten sometime

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Fucking Bobby Flay and Michael Symon get their knobs polished because they can make undercooked salmon

They can't fucking make a nugg as good as Micky D's though

McD's nuggz are the fucking pits. The fuck outta here.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I've only once filled truly ripped off at restaurant, and that was at the melting pot

got a plate of of ingredients that probably totaled $5.00 and I had to cook in hot pot of oil they provided.


That'll be 34.99

what, there was like 6 shrimp and few slices of sausage I had too cook myself

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Try some gluten sometime

I lived a gluten filled life for over 30 years.

Some would have said I'm made of gluten.

 

[nappyvalley]

I was saying all summer that I can't wait for South Park to do a Covid episode. Now we get a 60 minute special.

Oh and you best brush up on your yoga lingo.

i like the looks of downward dog on her

 

[PeoplesChicken]

McD's nuggz are the fucking pits. The fuck outta here.

Then you are a dumbass. Apparently THEY got to you

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I lived a gluten filled life for over 30 years.

Some would have said I'm made of gluten.

I would have guessed you are full of another substance

 

[PnkPanther]

Exactly!

for dessert, we have a cheese cake, expertly put into a shot glass
29.99. I'll bring two spoons to share

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I would have guessed you are full of another substance

Caffeine?