Friday, bitches

i didn't realize Kentucky and ND had so much in common
As far as I'm aware none of the people hooking up were related to each other and my cousin and I left as soon as we realized what the hell was happening. Took us a couple minutes because it was pretty dark in the hotel room and we were both three sheets to the wind, but we just started laughing at everyone and left.
 
At one of my cousin's weddings, another cousin and I were told about the after-party. When we showed up, it turned out it was a swingers party. That was a situation I can't scrub from my brain.
There was some weird thing once where one of my wife's aunts apparently didn't want her teenage kid hanging out with his older cousins, so she told him that all of us were going to Atlantic City to have an orgy, I think it was after my wife's grandmother's funeral. More than a bit odd.

We wound up going to a strip club at the suggestion of a different cousin's roommate. Think that was the last time I was at a titty bar.
 
Did anyone else have a difficult time recognizing Drew Brees last night? Either that is a very well done hair piece or he went through an awful lot of pain to get a billion hair plugs.

And changed the color as well. I couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if that was part of his contract to be on the broadcast or if it was his stupid decision.
 
There was some weird thing once where one of my wife's aunts apparently didn't want her teenage kid hanging out with his older cousins, so she told him that all of us were going to Atlantic City to have an orgy, I think it was after my wife's grandmother's funeral. More than a bit odd.

We wound up going to a strip club at the suggestion of a different cousin's roommate. Think that was the last time I was at a titty bar.
Your cousins are all going out for an orgy? That's the first thing she came up with?
 
Did anyone else have a difficult time recognizing Drew Brees last night? Either that is a very well done hair piece or he went through an awful lot of pain to get a billion hair plugs.

And changed the color as well. I couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if that was part of his contract to be on the broadcast or if it was his stupid decision.

Did they finally take that mark of the beast off of his face too?
 
At one of my cousin's weddings, another cousin and I were told about the after-party. When we showed up, it turned out it was a swingers party. That was a situation I can't scrub from my brain.
How'd did you find that out?

Edit: NVM
 
Was supposed to go to see the Avett Brothers on Saturday night, but they cancelled because they were exposed to Covid. So now it's just meeting friends at a restaurant.
 
Figures... Just about to get into my car to go to lunch and get a call from my supervisor about my spreadsheet... So back inside I am going over it
 
Your cousins are all going out for an orgy? That's the first thing she came up with?
Yeah, a bit out there, for sure.

I'm not entirely sure what her deal is, but she's very smart and doesn't necessarily fire on all cylinders all the time.
 
How'd did you find that out?

Edit: NVM
About 10 pairs of people getting down with someone they didn't come to the wedding with.
 
Just realized Lil' Kobe accidentally left her phone at home today. I bet she was real pissed when she got on the bus. Probably had to read a book on the way.
 
Just realized Lil' Kobe accidentally left her phone at home today. I bet she was real pissed when she got on the bus. Probably had to read a book on the way.
Or talk to someone!
 
Just realized Lil' Kobe accidentally left her phone at home today. I bet she was real pissed when she got on the bus. Probably had to read a book on the way.
she's like 8, she doesn't need a phone.

another good podcast topic, Pnk
 
Anyone deal with stubhub? The NFL game tickets aren't ready. Says there is a change in order status but 2 tickets show purchased but not ready.
I can probably help with that. I’ll just need your name, SSN, ATM PIN and about dozen nude pictures of a female relative aged 23-39.
 
Anyone deal with stubhub? The NFL game tickets aren't ready. Says there is a change in order status but 2 tickets show purchased but not ready.
Been a minute since I have. Don't think I have used it in like 5 years.
 
Did anyone else have a difficult time recognizing Drew Brees last night? Either that is a very well done hair piece or he went through an awful lot of pain to get a billion hair plugs.

And changed the color as well. I couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if that was part of his contract to be on the broadcast or if it was his stupid decision.
I didn’t see video, but the picture looked pretty good to me.
 
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