Is Derp still a thing in Nebraska? Between Derp and retarded, I'm starting to think the entire state of Nebraska is stuck in a time warp.
And FYI -- the "shit hole" was picked to host the Super Bowl in 2006. The "shit hole" was picked to host the MLB all star game in 2007. The NFL Draft is being hosted in Detroit in 2024. They hosted the NCAA final four in Basketball in 2009. They hosted the NCAA Frozen Four in Hockey multiple times.
But hey -- you entered there once in 1997, so you know more than the MLB, NFL, NCAA, etc.