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[SlinkyRedfoot]

wait your GETTING head

this changes everything...

Your mom didn't tell you?

She does this thing with her tongue. Ma-rone!

 

[ill]

Your mom didn't tell you?

She does this thing with her tongue. Ma-rone!

racist.

and it's "madone"

short for "madona mia"

 

[DJ Fieri]

Did you fuck DJ's soon to be wife, ill?

No, he didn't.

 

[Guy Incognito]

racist.

and it's "madone"

short for "madona mia"

 

[Me]

No, he didn't.

That's good. I didn't think ill would have went to Montana without telling Mike

 

[stakesarehigh]

Take em whenever/wherever you can

Troof

 

[stakesarehigh]

Like high schoolers can afford a “bunch” of cocaine....

This is what I was gonna say

What kind of Beverly Hills ass high school you all go to?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Lawyer files assault complaint vs. Rams' Donald

Attorney Todd Hollis said his client needed 16 stitches and suffered a broken orbital bone, a broken nose and a sprained or broken arm after an alleged assault by Rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald and others at an after-hours nightclub.

www.espn.com

 

[DJ Fieri]

Your mom didn't tell you?

She does this thing with her tongue. Ma-rone!

LOL.

 

[Guy Incognito]

This is what I was gonna say

What kind of Beverly Hills ass high school you all go to?

Catholic school, so close enough.

 

[DJ Fieri]

What?!

You're under the impression that an adult shouldn't get BJ's in their car?

No.

Get a hotel room. Only the poors do that.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Catholic school, so close enough.

I missed out

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Catholic school, so close enough.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Last time I got road head an ex started in on the ordeal while she was driving. We decided relatively quickly this was a very bad idea so we swapped out. Little did we know she knocked her wallet out of the car in the process and onto the shoulder of the highway. Mind you we were headed south for a cruise. Incredibly we managed to drive back and find her wallet.

Last time she ever indulged and I've been roadheadless since.

 

[Me]

Last time I got road head an ex started in on the ordeal while she was driving. We decided relatively quickly this was a very bad idea so we swapped out. Little did we know she knocked her wallet out of the car in the process and onto the shoulder of the highway. Mind you we were headed south for a cruise. Incredibly we managed to drive back and find her wallet.

Last time she ever indulged and I've been roadheadless since.

Think I've been without since I "dated" this douche approved chick about 6 years ago.

 

[williewilliejuan]

No.

Get a hotel room. Only the poors do that.

Hotel room costs leave a paper trail. It’s like I have to teach you guys everything.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Think I've been without since I "dated" this douche approved chick about 6 years ago.

Just random encounters in bar bathrooms and European chicks who steal your wallet

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Think I've been without since I "dated" this douche approved chick about 6 years ago.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Hotel room costs leave a paper trail. It’s like I have to teach you guys everything.

Pay with cash.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Last time I got road head an ex started in on the ordeal while she was driving. We decided relatively quickly this was a very bad idea so we swapped out. Little did we know she knocked her wallet out of the car in the process and onto the shoulder of the highway. Mind you we were headed south for a cruise. Incredibly we managed to drive back and find her wallet.

Last time she ever indulged and I've been roadheadless since.

Why'd you dump that one?!