Grill your covid shot Wednesday Thread. Sponsored by Ooni.

[DJ Fieri]

Most of the time. I’m a little pissed at it right now because I’m about to drop $4K to get a landscaper to replace all of dead shrubs and hedges that died in our snowstorm two months ago. That shit never happened in CA.

Niece lives in TX, that's not normal....very out of the ordinary there.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What was her reaction to the 3rd testicle?

She looked up, gazed into my eyes and excitedly yelled, "my cup runneth over!"

 

[DJ Fieri]

I ate 6 pieces of Russell Stovers sugar free candy......may be taking an epic shit soon.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

i hate driving as it were, getting roadhead was just a waste of head, highly overrated. it can wait until you get to where you're going.

lolz

Yeah, and it can be continued when you get where you're going too.

So, have you broken the news to your parents yet?

 

[DJ Fieri]

She looked up, gazed into my eyes and excited yelled, "my cup runneth over!"

Eye contract is always nice.....and not gay. Unless, it's during one of @williewilliejuan's bathhouse expeditions.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Have to agree. Car sex in general is kind of overrated. Unless it is in a Wrangler of course.

I'm not saying it's the bomb or anything, but the list of things that wouldn't be improved by a broad sucking my schvanz is a SHORT one, and driving is not on it.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

my schvanz is a SHORT one

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I ate 6 pieces of Russell Stovers sugar free candy......may be taking an epic shit soon.

I ate a mixed field greens salad with light balsamic and a grilled chicken breast.

 

[Me]

I ate 6 pieces of Russell Stovers sugar free candy......may be taking an epic shit soon.

Wut

 

[redseat]

I ate 6 pieces of Russell Stovers sugar free candy......may be taking an epic shit soon.

I just vomited epically reading the sugar free part

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It's really girthy though!

 

[Bender]

lolz

Yeah, and it can be continued when you get where you're going too.

So, have you broken the news to your parents yet?

so, if i'm gay and of the same opinion, does that make straight? not sure i'm following the logic here.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

It's really girthy though!

 

[williewilliejuan]

It's really girthy though!

Like a can of tuna!

 

[DJ Fieri]

The future wife just called and said she wants to try a new Mexican restaurant in Big Fork tonight after she gets off work.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I just vomited epically reading the sugar free part

Can't even tell it doesn't have sugar.

 

[redseat]

Can't even tell it doesn't have sugar.

I probably could but I also most likely will never have it so I will take your word for it

 

[MTVike]

It's really girthy though!

Can o'corn.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

so, if i'm gay and of the same opinion, does that make straight? not sure i'm following the logic here.

Well, either you're saying you'd prefer to drive without a woman sucking on your dick, or you're saying you're gay, so the question stands.