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stakesarehigh said:
Just random encounters in bar bathrooms and European chicks who steal your wallet
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FTR, when I "lost" my wallet, I was trying to meet up with some Brazilian chicks in Europe.


But otherwise... Basically.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Hotel room costs leave a paper trail. It’s like I have to teach you guys everything.
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Got any good burial sites in Texas? Thought I saw a Dateline episode recently and was thinking that must be WWJ.
 
DJ said:
Got any good burial sites in Texas? Thought I saw a Dateline episode recently and was thinking that must be WWJ.
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Half of North Texas is under construction. Nothing like a construction site to dispose of things you no longer need or want.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Why'd you dump that one?!
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Eh...I fucked that one up sort of. Well..idk she was really self conscious even though she was really hot. I started dating her right after my engagement ended (we are talking like two weeks) so I was still kind of messed up over that. Long story short her and I moved to Cincy (she's the entire reason I'm here) things were going well then our old company backdoored me with a sweet job offer for her and she went on a work trip and never came back. Except to get her dog. I almost thought she was gonna leave her too.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Last time I got road head an ex started in on the ordeal while she was driving. We decided relatively quickly this was a very bad idea so we swapped out. Little did we know she knocked her wallet out of the car in the process and onto the shoulder of the highway. Mind you we were headed south for a cruise. Incredibly we managed to drive back and find her wallet.

Last time she ever indulged and I've been roadheadless since.
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I dated a crazy broad who was giving me a beejer on the way home from the bars and at some point she decided to slip her pants off and climb on for a ride. At the time, I drove a stick shift Wrangler and the top was down, so it was an adventure.

I think I remember there's someone on these threads that says Wranglers are for douchebags. I'm assuming now whoever that is must have been this broad's ex.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Eh...I fucked that one up sort of. Well..idk she was really self conscious even though she was really hot. I started dating her right after my engagement ended (we are talking like two weeks) so I was still kind of messed up over that. Long story short her and I moved to Cincy (she's the entire reason I'm here) things were going well then our old company backdoored me with a sweet job offer for her and she went on a work trip and never came back. Except to get her dog. I almost thought she was gonna leave her too.
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oh man i think i remember you telling that story.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I dated a crazy broad who was giving me a beejer on the way home from the bars and at some point she decided to slip her pants off and climb on for a ride. At the time, I drove a stick shift Wrangler and the top was down, so it was an adventure.

I think I remember there's someone on these threads that says Wranglers are for douchebags. I'm assuming now whoever that is must have been this broad's ex.
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What was her reaction to the 3rd testicle?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
What?
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Yea man. It was supposed to be like a few weeks to help get some new stores off the ground and then her old boss offered her a job and she bailed on me. Didn't even give me a choice to come that way. She started dating a dude who is like my fucking doppleganger. Pretty sweet. Nice little 3 year combo of broken engagement followed by that craziness.

I can honestly say I'm still salty lol
 
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DJ said:
Liking TX?
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Most of the time. I’m a little pissed at it right now because I’m about to drop $4K to get a landscaper to replace all of dead shrubs and hedges that died in our snowstorm two months ago. That shit never happened in CA.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Last time I got road head an ex started in on the ordeal while she was driving. We decided relatively quickly this was a very bad idea so we swapped out. Little did we know she knocked her wallet out of the car in the process and onto the shoulder of the highway. Mind you we were headed south for a cruise. Incredibly we managed to drive back and find her wallet.

Last time she ever indulged and I've been roadheadless since.
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i hate driving as it were, getting roadhead was just a waste of head, highly overrated. it can wait until you get to where you're going.
 
gobucks0409 said:
FTR, when I "lost" my wallet, I was trying to meet up with some Brazilian chicks in Europe.


But otherwise... Basically.
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Those broads in the hostels can't be trusted
 
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Bender said:
i hate driving as it were, getting roadhead was just a waste of head, highly overrated. it can wait until you get to where you're going.
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Have to agree. Car sex in general is kind of overrated. Unless it is in a Wrangler of course.
 
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