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[SlinkyRedfoot]

Burn out would be pretty appropriate, for a guy still getting blowies in his car as a grown adult.

What?!

You're under the impression that an adult shouldn't get BJ's in their car?

 

[Guy Incognito]

we've already established he's awesome, you don't have to keep piling on

 

[Bender]

Running back Bloodline. I hear they are having a season 4 now.

did somebody say run back bloodline? don't just talk about it, rap about it.

 

[redseat]

What?!

You're under the impression that an adult shouldn't get BJ's in their car?

Take em whenever/wherever you can

 

[Guy Incognito]

What?!

You're under the impression that an adult shouldn't get BJ's in their car?

No, I'm under the impression that starting out a "date" between two adults in the backseat of a car with a bunch of cocaine is like high school shit.

 

[williewilliejuan]

What?!

You're under the impression that an adult shouldn't get BJ's in their car?

Agreed, Champ. If that were true, why would anyone ever buy an expensive car?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Take em whenever/wherever you can

We get it, you're single!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

There's a fine line between road head and having some girl meet you in the back of your car to do lines of coke.

There's no line at all between a grown man who has an absolutely boring sex life and one who's against getting head in a car.

 

[williewilliejuan]

No, I'm under the impression that starting out a "date" between two adults in the backseat of a car with a bunch of cocaine is like high school shit.

Like high schoolers can afford a “bunch” of cocaine....

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Take em whenever/wherever you can

Bumble it up bro

 

[redseat]

We get it, you're single!

 

[redseat]

Bumble it up bro

I'm on... Talking to one chick

 

[Guy Incognito]

There's no line at all between a grown man who has an absolutely boring sex life and one who's against getting head in a car.

For the record (again), I'm not against road head.

 

[Bender]

No, I'm under the impression that starting out a "date" between two adults in the backseat of a car with a bunch of cocaine is like high school shit.

fine, we'll acknowledge you were cool in HS, you happy now?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'm on... Talking to one chick

 

[Guy Incognito]

fine, we'll acknowledge you were cool in HS, you happy now?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Sporty spice was my fav back in the day before I fell into the teddy trance

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Agreed, Champ. If that were true, why would anyone ever buy an expensive car?

THANK YOU, Champ!

In fact, when I had sports cars, I used to tell guys with crotch rockets that my car might not go as fast, but I can have a girl riding shotgun, sucking my dick.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

No, I'm under the impression that starting out a "date" between two adults in the backseat of a car with a bunch of cocaine is like high school shit.

Ah. I don't know anything about that shit.

 

[ill]

There's no line at all between a grown man who has an absolutely boring sex life and one who's against getting head in a car.

wait you're GETTING head

this changes everything...