Happy Birthday Wednesday

ThePeoplesChicken said:
Thats pretty stupid. If you want beer, go buy beer and then drink it. Fuck do you need an app for?
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to record what you drink and to rate it and compare your drinking problem to your friends' drinking problems
 
I am about ready to call off Thanksgiving. We are moving in on the 5th and the Mrs didn't think she would be ready to host. So she asked her mom who then agreed. Then my BIL complained the house was too small. So we looked for a hall to rent to accommodate everyone. SHOCK OF SHOCKS the place is taken for Thanksgiving which is why you don't wait 3 weeks before.

Then the plan was move it to Friday and guess what the hall is available. Now we can't have it that day because of fucking Black Friday and someone has to work their weak assed HS minimum wage job. Mrs' family can't make a decision to save their lives and there is always drama

Fuck it
 
ill said:
to record what you drink and to rate it and compare your drinking problem to your friends' drinking problems
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So its a faggy millennial way to avoid sitting at the bar all day drinking with other people. Because you can drink by yourself and post shit?
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
I am about ready to call off Thanksgiving. We are moving in on the 5th and the Mrs didn't think she would be ready to host. So she asked her mom who then agreed. Then my BIL complained the house was too small. So we looked for a hall to rent to accommodate everyone. SHOCK OF SHOCKS the place is taken for Thanksgiving which is why you don't wait 3 weeks before.

Then the plan was move it to Friday and guess what the hall is available. Now we can't have it that day because of fucking Black Friday and someone has to work their weak assed HS minimum wage job. Mrs' family can't make a decision to save their lives and there is always drama

Fuck it
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No one should be gathering for thanksgiving. Covid. Stop the spread.
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
So its a faggy millennial way to avoid sitting at the bar all day drinking with other people. Because you can drink by yourself and post shit?
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no...I use it while sitting at the bar all day talking to the other degenerates....but only if I am drinking fun beers.

if I am drinking Miller Lites, I don't need to check in on that
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
I am about ready to call off Thanksgiving. We are moving in on the 5th and the Mrs didn't think she would be ready to host. So she asked her mom who then agreed. Then my BIL complained the house was too small. So we looked for a hall to rent to accommodate everyone. SHOCK OF SHOCKS the place is taken for Thanksgiving which is why you don't wait 3 weeks before.

Then the plan was move it to Friday and guess what the hall is available. Now we can't have it that day because of fucking Black Friday and someone has to work their weak assed HS minimum wage job. Mrs' family can't make a decision to save their lives and there is always drama

Fuck it
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Plan B. Move it back to your house. Get shitty drunk and tell off all of the family. Your wife will probably take away all of your alcohol and you’ll be banned from here, but Thanksgiving will no longer be a problem.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
No one should be gathering for thanksgiving. Covid. Stop the spread.
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Sounds good to me

It shouldn't be that complicated. If you are trying to plan an event to accommodate everyone's schedule you are never going to get.

Here's a thought...celebrate Thanksgiving at your own fucking home
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
No one should be gathering for thanksgiving. Covid. Stop the spread.
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Wash your hands. Sit 6 feet away from the vampires. Wash your hands again for good measure.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Plan B. Move it back to your house. Get shitty drunk and tell off all of the family. Your wife will probably take away all of your alcohol and you’ll be banned from here, but Thanksgiving will no longer be a problem.
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This has all kinds of possibilities!!!!
 
All I want for Thanksgiving is to eat good food, turn on football and fall asleep. I could care less about the rest
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
So its a faggy millennial way to avoid sitting at the bar all day drinking with other people. Because you can drink by yourself and post shit?
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It’s just a bad idea. You don’t want to document that shit. Takes away plausible deniability.

My way: Wife “How many beers did you have?” Me “I don’t know. A couple”

This way: Wife “How many beers did you have?” Me “I don’t know. A couple” Her “Then why are there seven new entries on your app?”

Do you see the problem?
 
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