Headlight Fluid

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Got pulled over tonight because my other headlight ran out of headlight fluid.

I knew I should have done a full change out.

Ya know, if yer out of headlight fluid en sech, pee will work just fine as a substitute. Just pop the hood and pee into the headlight receptacle

 

[ill]

But did you get a ticket

Warning but it could have been worse

 

[ill]

Ya know, if yer out of headlight fluid en sech, pee will work just fine as a substitute. Just pop the hood and pee into the headlight receptacle

Right in front in the police man?

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Right in front in the police man?

Ayep. Safety first, ya know

 

[Me]

Warning but it could have been worse

If you're going to drink and drive, always fix those things

 

[ill]

Ayep. Safety first, ya know

Is it inappropriate to ask him to help if I don't have to go?

 

[ill]

If you're going to drink and drive, always fix those things

Had no idea it was out until he told me. Everything looked fine with my fog lights filling in for the out headlight.

Which is why I'm going back to my original question, should I have changed both reservoirs when the first one ran dry? The second one was bound to go out soon

 

[outofyourmind]

I installed the large blinker fluid reservoir, so I don't run out any more.

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Is it inappropriate to ask him to help if I don't have to go?

Not at all. They're always happy to oblige

 

[moxie]

I hate this thread so much.

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[Rex Racer]

I hate this thread so much.

I was gonna add some transmission fluid to may car, but I can't figure out how to get the top of the floor shifter off to access the fill hole.

 

[moxie]

I was gonna add some transmission fluid to may car, but I can't figure out how to get the top of the floor shifter off to access the fill hole.

 

[Rex Racer]

Ooh, I like a good spanking

 

[outofyourmind]

While you are 'right there' with the blinker fluid, it's always advisable to check the fuel pump linkage.

 

[Rex Racer]

I remember one of my boys coming home from college for the weekend and telling me one of his headlights would barely light up and it looked like it was filled with water. I looked at him a bit funny and said let's go check it out. We get to his shitty old Camry and I take a look and ask him "do you know why it looks like it's filled with water?" He shrugs and I tell him "because it is! He asks me how much I thought it would cost to fix and I got my cordless drill out of my truck and drilled a couple of 1/8' holes at the bottom of the lens, watched the water drain out and told him I'd send him a bill

 

[outofyourmind]

And never get stranded on the side of the road because you forgot to backwash your fuel filter.

 

[ill]

And never get stranded on the side of the road because you forgot to backwash your fuel filter.

I run my oil filter through the dishwasher every time I do an oil change

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Horn fuel is crucial.

 

[ill]

Horn fuel is crucial.

shut the fuck up, Peter.