Poll How Do You Feel About People Who Don’t Return Their Shopping Carts 🛒 to the Carr Corral?

How do you feel about lazy fucking POS people who don’t return their carts?

  • Burn in hell 🔥

    Votes: 11 26.8%
  • Put your cart back you lazy POS

    Votes: 29 70.7%
  • Doesn’t bother me

    Votes: 5 12.2%
  • I like navigating around carts through parking lots like it’s a ski slope

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Karen’s gonna Karen

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • Honestly it creates jobs

    Votes: 4 9.8%
  • You’re a bully, Rob

    Votes: 5 12.2%
  • Proud of you, bro.

    Votes: 5 12.2%
  • Better than leaving potato salad out.

    Votes: 5 12.2%

  • Total voters
    41
I think I speak for us all when I say what a shame it would be if Handi and Smitty got into a drunken tet-a-tet right now.

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I think I speak for us all when I say what a shame it would be if Handi and Smitty got into a drunken tet-a-tet right now.

Creeping Oh Yeah GIF by Domino’s UK and ROI
Mexican Mormons aren’t allowed to drink, sir.
 
Mexican Mormons are in first place in flag football league. The dark complaint section is that way >>>>>
 
My neighbors wife is legit handicapped and I see the sum bitch parked in handicap spots all the time when he’s alone using her placard. Dick
Not anyways illegal. You're allowed to do so if you are there on behalf of the permitted person.
 
I'm just sayin'. It's a nice form of respect to start the interaction. Maybe it doesn't go any further, maybe it ends up in a pleasant conversation. Ma'ams and Sirs don't hurt and it doesn't make you soft to say it.

I don't always use ma'am or sir but I do like to always end a short conversation with some sort of respect (most of the time it is one of those two).

I did get scolded one time for using "boss" by a transgender at a job (it was either a Spencers or Hot Topic, one of my companies biggest clients has contracts with both). I could tell the person could possibly be in that category so I avoided ma'am or sir and used what I thought was a gender neutral title, but I guess I was wrong.

My wife works with youth a lot so I asked one of the high schoolers what I should use in the situation and she just said "don't end with anything at all" but I feel really weird when I don't.
 
Had a run-in with a lady who chucked her cart up onto the curb by the grass right next to my car today at Costco. Made fun of her, called her lazy and asked her how people are supposed to use the parking lot with her and others leaving their carts everywhere?

She was of course flabbergasted by this confrontation, and immediately flew into victim mode. She ended up chasing me down with her car, yelling at me at a red light about minding my own business yadda yadda. I said “Are you the same lady I just saw in the parking lot?” She screams “YES!” and I say “You look a lot fatter sitting down.” and she absolutely blew her top! 😤

Felt great.

Shop at Aldi's. You can have my quarter.
 
The Cart Narc has a shtick of cart shaming people and recording it for YouTube.




Bring a cart narc is a good public service. Posting it on YouTube for clicks and engagement is low rent. Get a real job pal.
 
I was just able to choose two options on a poll.

Proud of you, Rob. Now there are two of us who know how to do polls here.

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This is me toasting Rob with his favorite champagne, Budweiser.

I’ll accept this half-ass compliment. Thank you.
 
Mexican Mormons are in first place in flag football league. The dark complaint section is that way >>>>>

Tell them to join the Santa Bowl.
 
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