I can no longer reach my nuts

[Hu War Yu]

Somebody put them on the top shelf yesterday. I can't stretch that far anymore due to my surgery. Had to get out the stepladder like a disabled boomer.

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

 

[Kburjr]

Somebody put them on the top shelf yesterday. I can't stretch that far anymore due to my surgery. Had to get out the stepladder like a disabled boomer.

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

Grow a new set.

 

[batchaps4me]

Somebody put them on the top shelf yesterday. I can't stretch that far anymore due to my surgery. Had to get out the stepladder like a disabled boomer.

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

Quit leaving them on the floor and they will quit being put on that shelf ...

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[Guy Incognito]

And here I thought yourn wife kept them in her purse.

 

[fishinabarrel]

I have access to my nuts pretty much anytime. My wife is always leaving her purse lying around

 

[TheReal_NU]

Somebody put them on the top shelf yesterday. I can't stretch that far anymore due to my surgery. Had to get out the stepladder like a disabled boomer.

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

Wait, what??

The fuck kind of surgery did you have on your nuts to allow them to reach the top shelf?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Can always count on support from my community

 

[TheReal_NU]

Can always count on support from my community

We’re here for you brother long nuts.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Somebody put them on the top shelf yesterday. I can't stretch that far anymore due to my surgery. Had to get out the stepladder like a disabled boomer.

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

What the fuck is going on here?

 

[Hu War Yu]

What the fuck is going on here?

Muh nuts, mang

Can you help me reach em?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Muh nuts, mang

Can you help me reach em?

Sure. Are they still on @moxie's chin?

 

[Dolemite censored]

 

[Hu War Yu]

Sure. Are they still on @moxie's chin?

What is being implied here???

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

 

[Hu War Yu]

never heard that particular version of the song

 

[Mofo]

Somebody put them on the top shelf yesterday. I can't stretch that far anymore due to my surgery. Had to get out the stepladder like a disabled boomer.

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

Now's the time for you to hire a service monkey. They've never been cheaper and the risk of getting your face chewed off is only <1:400.

 

[jjc2009]

Could always be worse. They could be floating in your toilet bowl.

 

[rsw626]

Did they put them next to the Schwetty Balls?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Now's the time for you to hire a service monkey. They've never been cheaper and the risk of getting your face chewed off is only <1:400.