I just made the worst rookie mistake of my life

[Inquisitor]

Got some really hot hot wings for supper. Ate them, wiped off with a napkin and looked clean as a whistle. Went to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand and my pecker is fucking burning. Gonna have to take another shower.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Got some really hot hot wings for supper. Ate them, wiped off with a napkin and looked clean as a whistle. Went to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand and my pecker is fucking burning. Gonna have to take another shower.

I've made that one before. Predator sauce.

I was too stupid to figure out what was causing the burning for about 10 minutes cuz it burned like hell. I thought I might die.

 

[occupant]

I once had a whole bottle of Sriracha stuck in my pee hole.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Honestly just figured you were use to that feeling

On account of banging the meth addicts

 

[fordman84]

Got some really hot hot wings for supper. Ate them, wiped off with a napkin and looked clean as a whistle. Went to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand and my pecker is fucking burning. Gonna have to take another shower.

noob mistake.


Oh, and your ass gonna burn tomorrow.

 

[fordman84]

I once had a whole bottle of Sriracha stuck in my pee hole.

Bet you never passed out first at a party every again.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

On account of banging the meth addicts

Don’t knock meth whores until you try em

 

[Rex Racer]

I remember a couple years ago, I was making some pico de gallo, and I had some really hot serrano peppers. I made the mistake of rubbing my eye, and the burn was instant, and intense as fuck! I ran out side, and dove in the pool and was swimming around with my eyes wide open to try and flush it out. I have no clue if it helped or not, because it burned for a long time after.

I made the mistake of rubbing my eye after dicing up some habanero peppers for some nachos and ended up watching the first half of a Super Bowl with a wet face cloth on my eye and my buddies giving me a hard time.

 

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[Illustrious Potentate]

These wings were a step above hot from a place notorious for having extremely hot wings. There’s nothing better for clearing your sinuses, but wash your hands before you piss. Hard lesson learned

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

One of the first time I ever cooked with habaneros, I washed my hands twice then took a shower. A good portion of my body was burning after that. I've had a handful of touching face moments since, but now I either use gloves or just don't touch them while cutting.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Wow. 2 in the same week?

If he posts about brushing his teeth at some point this week we are gonna have to take his redneck card

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

If he posts about brushing his teeth at some point this week we are gonna have to take his redneck card

Dip a finger in baking soda and white it across your teeth every now and then and you’re good to go

 

[BigRedMoe]

Some people pay good money for this type of thing.