I thought we had a "fuck Bikers" thread.

Illustrious Potentate said:
I’ve got places to be. FWIW, I’m rarely on the interstate unless I’m going on a trip
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it's pretty clear you aren't what anyone would consider "normal" in anything done in America.
 
steelerssb said:
Fastest flow of traffic I think I've seen for prolonged stretched was in western Michigan.

The fighting @broncosmitty's were going like 85-90 as the flow of traffic speed.
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I-90 in South Dakota once you get out of Sioux Falls for me. I was going over 100 and was still getting passed.
 
ill said:
it's pretty clear you aren't what anyone would consider "normal" in anything done in America.
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Nah, it’s just not everyone is a pocket protector using weenie
 
steelerssb said:
Fastest flow of traffic I think I've seen for prolonged stretched was in western Michigan.

The fighting @broncosmitty's were going like 85-90 as the flow of traffic speed.
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I'm over there fairly regularly (4-5 times/year), and my experience is significantly different than yours.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I'm over there fairly regularly (4-5 times/year), and my experience is significantly different than yours.
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I've only done it once but I definitely remember around maybe Kalamazoo going 90ish and still feeling like I was going too slow.
 
The worst stretch of interstate I’ve been on outside of big cities is between Nashville and Chattanooga. Only two lanes except at Monteagle, and there’s just an endless stream of semis taking up both lanes. I just take the state highways now. It doesn’t seem to be nearly as bad headed towards Nashville, but that’s probably because I leave so early in the morning when I make that trip
 
ill said:
someone should do a bracket of "worst driving Pet Peeves"

Cyclists
Crotch Rocket Bikers
Harley Bikers
Coal Rollers in big unnecessary trucks
Jeepers
Slow Drivers in left lane
Fast Drivers who ride your bumper

what else is there?
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Mine are pretty much everyone who is not me.

Aaaand
Cops doing traffic breaks
Fuckfaces with “student driver” stickers - go practice in a parking lot, not during commuter hours
Fuckfaces with “baby on board” stickers who drive like drunk baboons
Slow right hand turners
Shitfucks who don’t know how to merge (YOU DO IT LIKE A ZIPPER!!)
Idiots who ride their brakes

I can probably come up with 10 more on my drive home later.
 
moxie said:
Mine are pretty much everyone who is not me.

Aaaand
Cops doing traffic breaks
Fuckfaces with “student driver” stickers - go practice in a parking lot, not during commuter hours
Fuckfaces with “baby on board” stickers who drive like drunk baboons
Slow right hand turners
Shitfucks who don’t know how to merge (YOU DO IT LIKE A ZIPPER!!)
Idiots who ride their brakes

I can probably come up with 10 more on my drive home later.
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Like those baby on board stickers are gonna stop me from running them off the road when they pull out in front of me going slower than I want to go.

Chicken trucks are my biggest hinderance, but I can tolerate them, they’re just doing their job and they at least slow down when I pass them on the solid double yellow
 
moxie said:
Mine are pretty much everyone who is not me.

Aaaand
Cops doing traffic breaks
Fuckfaces with “student driver” stickers - go practice in a parking lot, not during commuter hours
Fuckfaces with “baby on board” stickers who drive like drunk baboons
Slow right hand turners
Shitfucks who don’t know how to merge (YOU DO IT LIKE A ZIPPER!!)
Idiots who ride their brakes

I can probably come up with 10 more on my drive home later.
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I also dislike drivers who brake before putting on their blinker.

the blinker is there to tell me you are about to brake
 
ill said:
I also dislike drivers who brake before putting on their blinker.

the blinker is there to tell me you are about to brake
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A blinker is also a courtesy on my part to let you know I’m getting in front of you, it’s not me asking permission. Anything that happens behind me really isn’t my business.
 
moxie said:
A blinker is also a courtesy on my part to let you know I’m getting in front of you, it’s not me asking permission. Anything that happens behind me really isn’t my business.
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I think it is an actual law in MD for making an actual turn but not for changing lanes

When required, a signal of intention to turn right or left shall be given continuously during at least the last 100 feet traveled by the vehicle before turning
 
moxie said:
A blinker is also a courtesy on my part to let you know I’m getting in front of you, it’s not me asking permission. Anything that happens behind me really isn’t my business.
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i'm not sure if my truck even has blinkers...
 
ill said:
I think it is an actual law in MD for making an actual turn but not for changing lanes

When required, a signal of intention to turn right or left shall be given continuously during at least the last 100 feet traveled by the vehicle before turning
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That’s a bullshit, purposefully vague “law”. When is it actually “required”? Sounds like something written down so a cop can say, “you know why I pulled you over” and I say, “because I look like a nice person you’d like to be friends with?” And he says, “no, you only had your blinker on for 75 feet so get out of the car so I can beat your ass then search and seize anything I want because I think I smell marijuana cigarettes.”
 
moxie said:
That’s a bullshit, purposefully vague “law”. When is it actually “required”? Sounds like something written down so a cop can say, “you know why I pulled you over” and I say, “because I look like a nice person you’d like to be friends with?” And he says, “no, you only had your blinker on for 75 feet so get out of the car so I can beat your ass then search and seize anything I want because I think I smell marijuana cigarettes.”
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oh wait, this one may be better

(c) A person may not, if any other vehicle might be affected by the movement, turn a vehicle until he gives an appropriate signal in the manner required by this subtitle.
 
ill said:
cyclists right bicycles

bikers ride motorcycles
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