I thought we had a "fuck Bikers" thread.

Peter Gozintite said:
You can't handle Vegas.
You don't drive a coffee can muffler, stinkbug stance, Nissan something.
Also the dude wasn't a ginger beared huckletucky
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I’ve been to Vegas. This year. Town ain’t shit.

That was a rental

I clean up good when need be
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’ve been to Vegas. This year. Town ain’t shit.

That was a rental

I clean up good when need be
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Bullshit, you breezed through on your way to "LA" ( Quoted to be said in Letterkenny fashion)

No way you can rent a car with your credit.

You clean up like a sheared sheep.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’ve been to Vegas. This year. Town ain’t shit.

That was a rental

I clean up good when need be
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Suspicious Liar GIF by Harlem
 
RP-29 said:
That's a pretty good list. Would like to add this. Gawddam it pisses me off when I'm trying to merge at interstate speed and the cowardly retard I'm locked behind still hasn't hit 45 at the merge point yet.
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A shit ton of this^

Aside from, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!?”, one of the more common things that I yell at fellow travelers is, “PUNCH IT, MARGARET!” I really should install one of those bullhorns on my car :laugh:

 
moxie said:
A shit ton of this^

Aside from, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!?”, one of the more common things that I yell at fellow travelers is, “PUNCH IT, MARGARET!” I really should install one of those bullhorns on my car :laugh:

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If anyone ever yells "Punch it, maxie!" we know there is gonna be some punching alright :wink:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Bullshit, you breezed through on your way to "LA" ( Quoted to be said in Letterkenny fashion)

No way you can rent a car with your credit.

You clean up like a sheared sheep.
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Spent more time in Vegas than I did LA.

You’d be amazed at you can get with bad credit if you’re willing to threaten people with a pistol

Thank you
 
steelerssb said:
Fastest flow of traffic I think I've seen for prolonged stretched was in western Michigan.

The fighting @broncosmitty's were going like 85-90 as the flow of traffic speed.
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We used to call it the Kalamazoo International Motor Speedway.

A lot of it the state cops must not care. But some of it, there literally isn’t room to pull anyone over. Just get in line and draft.
 
moxie said:
Mine are pretty much everyone who is not me.

Aaaand
Cops doing traffic breaks
Fuckfaces with “student driver” stickers - go practice in a parking lot, not during commuter hours
Fuckfaces with “baby on board” stickers who drive like drunk baboons
Slow right hand turners
Shitfucks who don’t know how to merge (YOU DO IT LIKE A ZIPPER!!)
Idiots who ride their brakes

I can probably come up with 10 more on my drive home later.
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Drunk baboons are even worse as passengers.
 
broncosmitty said:
Drunk baboons are even worse as passengers.
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NASCAR pioneer and early champion, Tim Flock used to race with a monkey in the car with him. Jocko Flocko. It opened a latch that the drivers would use to check tire wear and freaked out when a rock flew up and hit it in the head. Flock had to make a pit stop to get the monkey out of the car. That cost him the win.

I’ve had a strict no non human primates in the vehicle policy ever since reading about that. No offense
 
I was today years old when I learned about “Walmart feet”. Had no idea that was a thing.

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huskers1217 said:
the better time was though i was in Orlando one night. stopped at the club in the parking lot. sat in the car and put back a few beers.

get out - lookin fresh to go in... damn undercover in a fucking out of state minivan..

handcuffed on the ground for 45 mins there while they searched our car and ran out information....
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Was this YOU??? :dhd:

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(notice the cat...) :pound:
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
The Englishman that lives next door to my parents who has family in Michigan. He says if you’re driving to Michigan, even though it’s a straight shot up 75 through Ohio, you’re better off going there via Indiana. Says in Ohio, you’ll get pulled over for going 5 over, and there will be cars going the speed limit blocking all lanes on the interstate.

Sounds like hell to me
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For Ohio drivers it seems they drive like idiots once they get into Indiana going over the speed limit big time. When they're in Ohio they go way below the speed limit. They also do not use turn signals or signal the wrong direction so never try to pass one that has the signal to turn right as they'll turn left.
For Michigan drivers, they have no fault insurance so it's the Indianapolis 500 for them regardless of what state they're traveling. They will cut right in front of you if they clear you or not. Usually they're going fast enough to clear you easily, but sometimes they don't.
For Indiana, drivers with 02 (Allen County for Ft Wayne) or 49 (believe Marion County for Indy) are a lot like Michigan drivers. We also have some that get in the left lane on interstates and forget they are in the speed lane to make a pass. Semis are bad about it.
Now experiencing Illinois transplants. They have no fucking clue where they are it seems. They stop & go like Pennzoil spokesmen as they're not sure where their destination is. If they really aren't sure, they floor it regardless of in town or on the highway. Not very good at parking or leaving parking spots. To be fair, these seem to be really dumb Chicago transplants.
 
moxie said:
A shit ton of this^

Aside from, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!?”, one of the more common things that I yell at fellow travelers is, “PUNCH IT, MARGARET!” I really should install one of those bullhorns on my car :laugh:

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Passenger front, driver, passenger rear, driver rear
 
moxie said:
I was today years old when I learned about “Walmart feet”. Had no idea that was a thing.

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Gross. Is that your foot? I expected a well manicured pretty foot. Oh well.
 
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