I’m officially an old man

[Illustrious Potentate]

Turn 30 today. Would have taken better care of myself if I knew I would live this long

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Happy birthday, you old bastid!

 

[Kevin12773]

Warm wishes to you and yours on this blessed day.
From your friends @OU

 

[batchaps4me]

Old ... 30 ... happy birthday my miseducated friend. Until your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and have a nooner" and you tell her she is going to have to choose one or the other ... enjoy your youth. Old is when you sound like a ratchet while trying to rub one out.

 

[Handicappers]

OP alerting co-workers the dynamite is about to go off

 

[Kburjr]

Hope you survive the festivities

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Hope you survive the festivities

I’m still here, and I was putting em down Saturday night

 

[Kburjr]

I’m still here, and I was putting em down Saturday night

Careful, now. You're getting to the age that hangovers last multiple days.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Careful, now. You're getting to the age that hangovers last multiple days.

The stuff I drink is hangover proof. Good ole corn liquor straight from the jug. I’m a well seasoned drinker for my age too

 

[NU_WTF?]

Turn 30 today. Would have taken better care of myself if I knew I would live this long

Not an old man but it means you're not a kid anymore despite your side by side excursions after drinking and a joja lass

 

[CaptainStubing]

30? That's adorable

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Not an old man but it means you're not a kid anymore despite your side by side excursions after drinking and a joja lass

That’s just one of those things that happens. It’s better than when I get drunk and take a notion to do tree work around the house with the Mahindra tractor.

 

[beardown07]

Turn 30 today. Would have taken better care of myself if I knew I would live this long

Happy Birthday, ya old fuck.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I almost remember when I turned 30.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I almost remember when I turned 30.

hell, i cant remember
what i had for breakfast yesterday -

 

[batchaps4me]

I almost remember when I turned 30.

When I turned 30 is kind of like the 60s ... IF you can remember it, you weren't really there.

 

[BigRedMoe]

It's all down hill from here, Chewie!!
Seriously doe, Happy Birfday, Bruv. Drink some extra 'shine for us.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

It's all down hill from here, Chewie!!
Seriously doe, Happy Birfday, Bruv. Drink some extra 'shine for us.

I had my shindig on Saturday. But I’ll take an extra swaller tonight too. I’m working now though, so it’ll be a bit

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I almost remember when I turned 30.

That was like 40 years ago

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I almost remember when I turned 30.

The only thing I clearly remember about my 30th is it involved the biggest burrito* I've ever seen.

*No, "biggest burrito" is not code for anything. I'm talkin' an actual burrito.
That fucker was huge.

EDIT: Oops ... forgot the important part ... Happy Birfday, Chewie!