It's Throwback Thursday's thread of sarcasm and witty repartee

Not gonna happen, but, why can't you cook with boxed wine?
When I need white I cook with the boxed wine. But when I need red, I need to buy a bottle. I drink more white than red, so a box of red would probably go bad before I could consume it.
 
When I need white I cook with the boxed wine. But when I need red, I need to buy a bottle. I drink more white than red, so a box of red would probably go bad before I could consume it.
Try harder, you can do it.
 
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Ohhhhh. Ceviche. Sofa king good, but I know that one man gathers what another man spills.

Good for you for trying it, though. Do you eat sushi?
I do eat sushi rolls, but generally not sashimi. The texture/taste doesn't suit me and I've tried it many times.

When we were in Costa Rica, Mr. Kobe and I went deep sea fishing and caught close to 20 Mahi Mahi. Brought half of it back to the condo and had the resort chef make ceviche. Most of the group loved it, but even though I caught the fucking thing, could only get down a couple bites.
 
I've got my favorite nurse here right now. Even the dog is used to her. She works hard.
nurse GIF
 
When I need white I cook with the boxed wine. But when I need red, I need to buy a bottle. I drink more white than red, so a box of red would probably go bad before I could consume it.
Got it.
 
I do eat sushi rolls, but generally not sashimi. The texture/taste doesn't suit me and I've tried it many times.

When we were in Costa Rica, Mr. Kobe and I went deep sea fishing and caught close to 20 Mahi Mahi. Brought half of it back to the condo and had the resort chef make ceviche. Most of the group loved it, but even though I caught the fucking thing, could only get down a couple bites.
Awesome experience.

Someday, I'd like to catch a tuna and cut a piece and eat it right on the boat.
 
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What am I piling on? I just asked a question.
I don't think anyone has ever questioned the parenthood of Flavortown's kid. He doesn't bring it up here because of all the douchebags. Some people don't lay their entire life out here for everyone to see because of the douchebags posting here with nothing being off limits.
DJ already called him a deadbeat dad in this thread, DJ has no proof of that and is an idiotic douche.
 
Does Ben DiNucci take advantage of starting at QB for Dallas this weekend and show he's the present and future?
 
Last night I was working on the same client's file around 9:30pm. Called him and he said, "I'm in the bath. If that's too weird, I can call you back in about 20 minutes."

I responded, "It'd only be weird if you asked me to Facetime with you."
Only reason a man should be in a bath is if there's a broad in there with him.
 
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