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speaking of fires

a buddy I golf with had a back strap for me from a deer he shot this winter. So I stop over to get it and he and his wife have the neighbor's kids over, they are like 3 and 5.

well the 5 yr old somehow got a lighter. It's childproof, so no worries about lighting it...but the kid kept going up to stuff going "I'm gonna burn this down!" Now, on one had it's pretty funny, but on the other, this kid is going to be a flamer when he gets a little older, right?

it was cute when the 3 yr old asked for the lighter by asking "can I burn this down too?"
Flamer?
 
Man just watched a segment on Kobe. Awesome to see all the current players talk about him
 
Lol

Gobucks spends 130 bucks a week on beer.

Maybe get on cocaine it could be cheaper
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speaking of fires

a buddy I golf with had a back strap for me from a deer he shot this winter. So I stop over to get it and he and his wife have the neighbor's kids over, they are like 3 and 5.

well the 5 yr old somehow got a lighter. It's childproof, so no worries about lighting it...but the kid kept going up to stuff going "I'm gonna burn this down!" Now, on one had it's pretty funny, but on the other, this kid is going to be a flamer when he gets a little older, right?

it was cute when the 3 yr old asked for the lighter by asking "can I burn this down too?"
I think the word you're looking for here is "pyro", chief.
 
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I just finished a hearing. About 30 seconds in, the sensation of diarrhea hit me. I had to sit there and hope I didn't shit my pants FOR 40 MINUTES. The reporter had to tell me 3 times to slow down when talking, but my brain was like "GET THROUGH THIS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE."

I made it to the end, but I was definitely sweating and had mentally resigned myself that I'd end up shitting my pants.
 
I just finished a hearing. About 30 seconds in, the sensation of diarrhea hit me. I had to sit there and hope I didn't shit my pants FOR 40 MINUTES. The reporter had to tell me 3 times to slow down when talking, but my brain was like "GET THROUGH THIS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE."

I made it to the end, but I was definitely sweating and had mentally resigned myself that I'd end up shitting my pants.
Thank goodness, it had been a while since we've had a good kobesgaming.
 
I would invite him, to make fun of. Get him a little hat, with a little table top on it, so we can set our beers on it while we talk.
Maybe someone can throw him a bone and talk to him about Reebok Zigs
 
Just curious, how many different forums do you 2 homos say good morning to each other in?
Just the two that you know of, plus Better Homes and Gardening.
 
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