Justin Thomas says beer is too damn high

good investment right there.

I was at the Lego store in Disney Springs on Monday...some of those sets are ridiculously $$$ but I know they will be sought after soon enough

At Christmas I usually give a few sets to a kids in need so my wife pulls a few out of the back of the closet and I couldn't believe the prices some of them were going for. It was cheaper to go buy new sets and sell those... so that's what I did.
 
Gay as fuck, bud.

Maybe instead take your poor suffering lady out to a nice place, drop a $20 at the door. Do it discreetly not in front of her. She’ll be impressed walking through the place, the envy of other women as she and you are seated at the nicest table available.

Watch her eyes light up as the waitress brings you drinks on the house.

Show your lady you’re interested in more than children’s toys.

that is one magic $20. You probably believe it makes your microcock bigger too.
 
At Christmas I usually give a few sets to a kids in need so my wife pulls a few out of the back of the closet and I couldn't believe the prices some of them were going for. It was cheaper to go buy new sets and sell those... so that's what I did.
my friend's kid is building a pretty sweet Renaissance town and just keeps buying the blacksmiths shop over and over...kid is creative.

I need him to come over to powerwash my fence so I can help him afford that $150 pricetag for anther
 
Beer is cheaper than gas.

Cheaper just to drink at home and not drive.
Went to brewery the other night and was shocked to pay only $3 for a pint. (one dollar tip for those wondering).

Though, I remember my youts when I payed $2.50 for a pitcher of beer.
 
Gay as fuck, bud.

Maybe instead take your poor suffering lady out to a nice place, drop a $20 at the door. Do it discreetly not in front of her. She’ll be impressed walking through the place, the envy of other women as she and you are seated at the nicest table available.

Watch her eyes light up as the waitress brings you drinks on the house.

Show your lady you’re interested in more than children’s toys.
"nicest table available"

what the fuck does that even mean?

you wouldn't know the "nicest table available" if it landed on top of you
 
Went to brewery the other night and was shocked to pay only $3 for a pint. (one dollar tip for those wondering).

Though, I remember my youts when I payed $2.50 for a pitcher of beer.
I was actually surprised at how cheap beer was at Epcot

I haven't been to a baseball game yet this year, but those prices are ridiculous these days
 
"nicest table available"

what the fuck does that even mean?

you wouldn't know the "nicest table available" if it landed on top of you

At Buca di Beppo that table is in the kitchen. But Bobby's $20 gets him the nicest table Applebees has available after a 20 minute wait.
 
I was actually surprised at how cheap beer was at Epcot

I haven't been to a baseball game yet this year, but those prices are ridiculous these days
I'll be there soon to repeat my drinking around the world. Skipping China this time, their beer sucks.
 
At Buca di Beppo that table is in the kitchen. But Bobby's $20 gets him the nicest tables Applebees has available after a 20 minute wait.
Can I just sit in the kitchen? I'd love to watch the chefs do their thing.
 
I'll be there soon to repeat my drinking around the world. Skipping China this time, their beer sucks.
I got the Two Tipsy Ducks drink...it wasn't bad but after a Viking Coffee in Norway, just too much caffeine and sweetness.
 
Can I just sit in the kitchen? I'd love to watch the chefs do their thing.

Yes, the table is in the kitchen. I've sat there a few times. It's also surprisingly less noisy than you'd expect
 
Yes, the table is in the kitchen. I've sat there a few times. It's also surprisingly less noisy than you'd expect
for a cool $20 you can sit elsewhere...can you imagine!?
 
I got the Two Tipsy Ducks drink...it wasn't bad but after a Viking Coffee in Norway, just too much caffeine and sweetness.

Yeah, some of the places it's better to their their fruity drink options or just share what the wife gets. Last time we were there it was during the food and wine festival, so a few of the countries had beer flights. That can be a crapshoot as well.
 
Gay as fuck, bud.

Maybe instead take your poor suffering lady out to a nice place, drop a $20 at the door. Do it discreetly not in front of her. She’ll be impressed walking through the place, the envy of other women as she and you are seated at the nicest table available.

Watch her eyes light up as the waitress brings you drinks on the house.

Show your lady you’re interested in more than children’s toys.
Roy seems like a terrible husband. I pity his wife.
 
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