Justin Thomas says beer is too damn high

fordman84 said:
To stand around in the hot and watch a bunch of stuffy dudes chase after a ball they just hit? Yeah, I think it is required.
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to be fair, there are a couple cool ones

a coworker volunteered at the BMW and said Koepka is a dick though
 
MTVike said:
Hey, there's some hot golfer groupies in those crowds.
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namely the golfers' wives

followed Max Homa for a few holes and his smoking hot fiancé was in the crowd
 
RoyMunson said:
that is one magic $20. You probably believe it makes your microcock bigger too.
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I hear someone in here is talking about my new 35" Super Swampers?
 
ill said:
for a cool $20 you can sit elsewhere...can you imagine!?
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They'll even move somebody from the best table for you if you give them a magic $20.
 
fordman84 said:
To stand around in the hot and watch a bunch of stuffy dudes chase after a ball they just hit? Yeah, I think it is required.
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when in Rome...
 
RobBase (c) said:
Gay as fuck, bud.

Maybe instead take your poor suffering lady out to a nice place, drop a $20 at the door. Do it discreetly not in front of her. She’ll be impressed walking through the place, the envy of other women as she and you are seated at the nicest table available.

Watch her eyes light up as the waitress brings you drinks on the house.

Show your lady you’re interested in more than children’s toys.
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Holy crap.

Not a big fan of the Hallmark Channel myself, but you do you.
 
stakesarehigh said:
You will definitely never see me at a golfing event.
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Why go when you can watch it on television and not worry about the cost of concessions. The only golf event worth going to is the Masters where everything on the menu is $6 or less.
 
ill said:
you should blow the maitre de while you're at it...they will have the chef come out and say hi
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There’s a lot of really good reasons you don’t have a wife or family.

NY girl preggo yet?
 
ill said:
"nicest table available"

what the fuck does that even mean?

you wouldn't know the "nicest table available" if it landed on top of you
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haha, I imagine it something like "sir, is this the nicest table available?"
"Well, its the only one available so I'm gonna say yes"
 
RoyMunson said:
At Buca di Beppo that table is in the kitchen. But Bobby's $20 gets him the nicest table Applebees has available after a 20 minute wait.
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Pass, I want the Pope head room.
 
RobBase (c) said:
There’s a lot of really good reasons you don’t have a wife or family.

NY girl preggo yet?
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to be fair, I have a wife and kid and also think you're retarded... so I don't think him being single is relevant.
 
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fordman84 said:
haha, I imagine it something like "sir, is this the nicest table available?"
"Well, its the only one available so I'm gonna say yes"
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"but...I gave you $20! I demand respect! Look at this expensive Shinola watch!"

the $20 is appreciated, sir
 
RoyMunson said:
to be fair, I have a wife and kid and also think you're retarded... so I don't think him being single is relevant.
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he's getting quite bent out of shape...especially when other people besides us are telling him he's an idiot
 
MTVike said:
Holy crap.

Not a big fan of the Hallmark Channel myself, but you do you.
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Self respect is at an all-time low. Covid laziness made already super lazy people basically useless.
 
ill said:
to be fair, there are a couple cool ones

a coworker volunteered at the BMW and said Koepka is a dick though
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Oh I'm not saying I haven't spent my time walking around the Byron (though not at the current or last place).
 
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