Justin Thomas says beer is too damn high

[Hu War Yu]

yeah on the highway I like it, in town I hate it.

Mine's a hybrid, so it gets pretty good mileage around town, too. Think I average around 26

 

[RoyMunson]

It goes with his knuckle tats

when I see somebody with knuckle tats, I think... "look at that moneybags".

 

[MTVike]

I've got some old Penthouse and Playboy magazines that are in pretty good shape, occasional pages sticking together notwithstanding.

Found some great places to hide those when I was a kid, but Mom was pretty smart.

I think I resorted to burying some in the back yard.

 

[White Knight]

Found some great placed to hide those when I was a kid, but Mom was pretty smart.

I think I resorted to burying some in the back yard.

What's wrong, you never fucked a girl when you were in your teens?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Try screwing an actual woman instead of jerking off to old magazines.

I’ll buttfuck you right in the face, dipshit.

 

[ill]

when I see somebody with knuckle tats, I think... "look at that moneybags".

Do you have any idea how much each knuckle costs?!

 

[White Knight]

I’ll buttfuck you right in the face, dipshit.

The fact is you were a flop with women so you jerked off to magazines...

 

[Kburjr]

The fact is you were a flop with women so you jerked off to magazines...

Tell me you haven't. You were too busy servicing the heifers.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Tell me you haven't. You were too busy servicing to heifers.

Yep. If he's claiming he's never jerked off, either he'll fuck anything with a vag, or his dick doesn't work. I'd bet the latter.

 

[White Knight]

Tell me you haven't. You were too busy servicing the heifers.

I didn't growup on a farm like you did.

 

[Kburjr]

Yep. If he's claiming he's never jerked off, either he'll fuck anything with a vag, or his dick doesn't work. I'd bet the latter.

I've heard that there are gay porn mags. IDK

 

[Kburjr]

I didn't growup on a farm like you did.

"Tell me you haven't"

 

[White Knight]

Yep. If he's claiming he's never jerked off, either he'll fuck anything with a vag, or his dick doesn't work. I'd bet the latter.

The dick works just fine. Four kids in the past 8 years.

 

[Kburjr]

The dick works just fine. Four kids in the past 8 years.

Paternity test results, or GTFO

 

[MTVike]

I've heard that there are gay porn mags. IDK

I can attest.

I have an uncle who was gay (not out, but we knew). He and my grandmother came for a visit when I was a kid, he slept in my room. I snuck in there one time and found a magazine...Blue Boy.

I grew up a little that day.

 

[White Knight]

I can attest.

I have an uncle who was gay (not out, but we knew). He and my grandmother came for a visit when I was a kid, he slept in my room. I snuck in there one time.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The fact is you were a flop with women so you jerked off to magazines...

Full disclosure: The fact is, your dad used to pay me a bunch of money if he could watch me jerk off to magazines.

Easier money than reselling Lego sets and baseball cards.

 

[White Knight]

Full disclosure: The fact is, your dad used to pay me a bunch of money if he could watch me jerk off to magazines.

Your mother loved me fucking her up her butthole and pleaded for more.

 

[ill]

Full disclosure: The fact is, your dad used to pay me a bunch of money if he could watch me jerk off to magazines.

Easier money than reselling Lego sets and baseball cards.

So you're the one who killed his dad?!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Your mother loved me fucking her up her butthole and pleaded for more.

Word.

She told me it was a refreshing change of pace to get that limp pin-dick of yours.