Matthew Perry dead by apparent drowning

[tabascojet]

Inb4 a droll unimaginative douchebag tries a weak doxx

Ok mark ok...

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

In b4 2 douchebags start bragging about how many shows in the zeitgeist they never watched even once...

....It's too late /eot

 

[tabascojet]

I Don’t intend to have mimosa ate brunch tomorrow morning

Everybody knows Sundays are for bottomless bloody marys....duh

 

[tabascojet]

-10 for no thompsons reference....

 

[Macho Grande]

i had my first cranberry juice bottomless mimosa st 10:45 this morning

Phoebe is your spirit animal.

At the 1 minute mark

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Lisa Kudrow was my favorite.

 

[rsw626]

Defer comment until final autopsy report. A 54yo is kinda young for premature death.

Not if they’re a lifelong junkie.

 

[Hitman Hart]

Wasn’t he off the rails already? That reunion bullshit probably sent him over the edge.

RiP guy from a show I didn’t watch. However, you were in a movie with Selma Hayek at her hottest and that must’ve been cool with all the boners and stuff.

Matthew Perry was Canadian so even if he had an opportunity to rise to the occasion w/ Salma Hayek, he probably fell short.

useless country with useless people.

 

[Wood20ks]

Never watched Friends.

I wouldnt say never cause it was one of the wifes slltime favorite,but it was never more than about 5 episodes.......

Usually theres a single person on a show worth watching,but not this one......

But anyways,sad news.

 

[DJ Fieri]

RIP.

 

[DJ Fieri]

"In his memoir, Perry recollected that he started taking methadone, on top of cocaine and Xanax, when he was 30. By 2019, when Perry was 49, he nearly died after his colon burst from opioid overuse and he was in a coma for two weeks. He even spent five months in the hospital."

Must have relapsed.

 

[outofyourmind]

Joey was the best character on the show
Chandler was a good counterbalance to him.

Hell, they didn't even know how to write his character for the first 3 years.

 

[DJ Fieri]

was she at pitfire pizza tonite?

if so she was one of at least four womenses as hawt as jennifer Aniston

You shoulda been at Philippe's instead.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Matthew Perry was Canadian so even if he had an opportunity to rise to the occasion w/ Salma Hayek, he probably fell short.

useless country with useless people.

 

[PackJason]

Opiates and hot tubs don't mix.

RIP.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Matthew Perry pulls a Bobbi Kristina and dies in a hot tub. In retrospect, we probably could all have seen this coming.

He was relaxed. Too relaxed TBH. But I'm no doctor....

 

[Bayou Tiger]

he nearly died after his colon burst from opioid overuse

Was he shoving them up his ass?!?!?

 

[HammerDown]

I Don’t intend to have mimosa ate brunch tomorrow morning

I lied

 

[beardown07]

Phoebe is your spirit animal.

At the 1 minute mark

She's wearin' the fuck outta that dress..

 

[CorpRebel]