Matthew Perry dead by apparent drowning

So no one told you life was gonna end this way...
Your spirituality's a joke, your karma's DOA...
It's too bad that your sainthood never came to be
Now it's no longer just not your life, but not your eternity...but
I'll be there for you...
When your body starts to swell
I'll be there for you...
On your journey to hell
I'll be there for you...
Cause you're dead to me too
 
Always found him annoying and never watched Friends. But 54 is much too young
 
... he nearly died after his colon burst from opioid overuse...
Was he shoving them up his ass?!?!?
I asked my wife the same thing. She's a nurse and she explained that Opioid abuse causes constipation and bowel problems and that in severe cases, even colon rupture.

IIRC, Perry said that at his worst, he was taking 50 Vicodin a day. ...I mean, isn't that enough to kill a person...hell, two people?
 
I asked my wife the same thing. She's a nurse and she explained that Opioid abuse causes constipation and bowel problems and that in severe cases, even colon rupture.

IIRC, Perry said that at his worst, he was taking 50 Vicodin a day. ...I mean, isn't that enough to kill a person...hell, two people?
Vicodin for what? An old war injury?
 
Always found him annoying and never watched Friends. But 54 is much too young
“Fast living”. The guy was a ‘8’ on the Keith Richards cokehead scale, just edging out Hunter Biden and Len Bias.
 
I bet this loser’s tales of Herculean drug abuse is all bullshit. The guy was an ugly-ass two-bit dufus who got cast to play a character on a popular TV show. On a Hollywood scale, he’s somewhere between Todd Bridges and Corey Feldman.
 
Seriously, you people watch Hollywood sitcoms? What’s your favorite? That one with Paulie Shore and Rosie O’Donnell?
 
Seriously, you people watch Hollywood sitcoms? What’s your favorite? That one with Paulie Shore and Rosie O’Donnell?
Worst. Porno. Ever. Paulie takes it up the pooper from Rosie, and the whole thing ends in a sticky mess. I only watched till the 100-minute mark, though.
 
God bless him for being in a movie that got Amanda Peet to show us her titties.


That's enough in my book.
 
RiP guy from a show I didn’t watch. However, you were in a movie with Selma Hayek at her hottest and that must’ve been cool with all the boners and stuff.
Matthew Perry was in "From Dusk Till Dawn"?
 
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