Series Thread NLCS Braves vs Dodgers

[Illustrious Potentate]

Giants couldn’t put the woman beaters out of their misery, but the Braves are gonna beat them like they beat their wives, then we’re gonna bend em over and fuck them in the ass. Welcome to Joctober, bitches

Go Braves. Don’t give the low lifes anything to cheer about(and yes, if you play or pull for the Dodgers, you are a lowlife scum)

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Nb4 “LOL, I’m a big Dodgers fan from way back, but I can’t get over the fact that Justin Turner has red hair, my wife just called him a leprechaun”

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

When the NLDS was in LA, I thought I kept hearing a “Fuck Hoe Biden” chant, but then I listened closer and the Dodger “fans” were actually chanting “Free Trevor Bauer”

One woman beater in the rotation(that we know about) just isn’t enough for these trash beings

 

[Hitman Hart]

When the NLDS was in LA, I thought I kept hearing a “Fuck Hoe Biden” chant, but then I listened closer and the Dodger “fans” were actually chanting “Free Trevor Bauer”

One woman beater in the rotation(that we know about) just isn’t enough for these trash beings

i legit lol'd

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

It’ll be Max Fried for the Braves in game one.

Who will go for the Dodgers?

Scherzer(I hope so, Braves have always given him trouble), Spewler(His playoff numbers vs the Braves aren’t great) or some other peckerwood?

 

[trojanfan12]

but the Braves are gonna beat them like they beat their wives,

I thought you didn't like teams with players that beat their wives.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Fuck them in the ass?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I thought you didn't like teams with players that beat their wives.

I don’t. That’s why I hate the Dodgers

 

[trojanfan12]

I don’t. That’s why I hate the Dodgers

But you said the Braves also beat their wives. So it's only other teams that aren't allowed to do that?

 

[trojanfan12]

I know one thing...the Dodgers better not let the Braves get up 3-1 again. You don't get more than 1 of those.

 

[huskers1217]

I don’t. That’s why I hate the Dodgers

is Ozuna going to be back on the NLCS roster?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Fuck them in the ass?

Yep and not a damn thing those pretty boy woman beaters can do to stop it.

 

[Hitman Hart]

this whole "DODGERS BEAT THEIR WIVES" thing is gonna backfire on us when Ozuna inevitably plays for the Braves next year b/c MLB/MLBPA will refuse to let the Braves void Ozuna's contract

it sucks, but i do like how the players got rid of Ozuna's "mix it up" celebration immediately after Ozuna's arrest

 

[rsw626]

Yep and not a damn thing those pretty boy woman beaters can do to stop it.

You wanna fuck a bunch of dudes in the ass.

 

[DJ Fieri]

You wanna fuck a bunch of dudes in the ass.

LOL.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You wanna fuck a bunch of dudes in the ass.

It’s only gay if you’re the one getting penetrated. A hole is a hole. This has been established

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

this whole "DODGERS BEAT THEIR WIVES" thing is gonna backfire on us when Ozuna inevitably plays for the Braves next year b/c MLB/MLBPA will refuse to let the Braves void Ozuna's contract

it sucks, but i do like how the players got rid of Ozuna's "mix it up" celebration immediately after Ozuna's arrest

We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

But you said the Braves also beat their wives. So it's only other teams that aren't allowed to do that?

Yes. When a Braves player beats his wife, she had it coming. This isn’t hard.

 

[rsw626]

It’s only gay if you’re the one getting penetrated. A hole is a hole. This has been established

 

[Mistaken4193]

How amazing would it be for the Braves to win this series and Have the World Series in the State of Georgia after that bullshit that pussy Manfred pulled with the ASG