Offensive Joke thread.

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this one is for you....

NRG Park is offering incentives if you get vaccinated at their facility now through May 16. You could win tickets to see the Houston Texans

"You could win tickets to see the Texans play."

I'd rather get Covid.
 
I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me just before he died, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
 
Two priests were on a boat that caught fire and began sinking. As the two priests hurried for the first lifeboat one said to the other "What about the children?". The second replied "Fuck the children". The first stopped and asked "think we have time?"
 
Two priests were on a boat that caught fire and began sinking. As the two priests hurried for the first lifeboat one said to the other "What about the children?". The second replied "Fuck the children". The first stopped and asked "think we have time?"
I have a corner booth in Hell reserved with an empty chair just for you :beer2:
 
A Priest, A Rabbi, and an atheist walked into a bar








yadda yadda

Lebron James is an ignorant uneducated candy-ass with painted hair
 
What do you call an IT teacher that diddles the students?


A PDF File.
 
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